Now with 10 minutes fewer repeated phrases. Get it here!
https://amzn.to/31iHexI
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And if you are a first time Audible listener, please use this link - Amazon pays me a bounty, which will go to a good cause (Iām looking at you, Twitter).
Hi Alex, I do hope you keep your comments open to non-paying folk in future. I think one of the best things Substack is good for is open-source intelligence. I will gladly buy your audio-book (I am STILL waiting for RFKs book to be delivered to me in France).
Buying books and getting them to the top of best sellers lists is the easiest, cheapest way to be an activist and you get a great book for your efforts. :)
Anyway, I wanted to alert you to something.
As you know, we have seen athletes, soccer players and even soccer fans dropping all over the place (there were two fans collapsing that delayed games as recently as last night):
The winter transfer window opens on January 1, 2022. Although this soccer (I hate using this term because I'm not American, we call it football - but to avoid confusion....) "window" is much less important than the summer transfer window, I am willing to bet that we will see an unprecedented number of players being denied a transfer due to "failing a medical".
I also predict a number of players will be advised to quit due to failing medicals for "previously undetected heart defects".
As a final prediction, the "experts" will say that this is due to them previously having Covid or "coincidences".
You heard it here first.
I am going to buy your audiobook and thank you as always for your work.
Yes, I agree about the non-paying being able to contribute via comments. I have garnered SO MUCH info on comments alone. Remember, COMMENT are a sample of the population so their voices MUST be heard. Regardless, thank you Alex and this commenterš
Many Seniors just can't afford it. And we contribute in other ways with links to articles like this one. Fully Vaccinated account for 9 in every 10 Covid-19 Deaths since August according to latest Official Data ā The Expose
Me too. I read so much alternative news, that exposes things the government wants hid. I did Crime Stats for a decade, so am fully aware most of their info is false, doctored. Look up Hierarchal Counting. Say a person is kidnapped, robbed, then Killed. only the Murder is counted. Rest flushed down the Toilet, then you have Plea Bargains that lowers it more. # of repeat offenders is obfuscated as the published is 25% of early released. Those out on Bail commit more crimes, and Bail is not revoked. Ties up several courts.
I pay for Alex's Substack content, and I'm more than happy to subsidize those of you who don't. What matters, when it comes to independent journalism, is making sure the audience is as far and wide as possible. There are other Substacks *I* don't pay for, in part because I can't afford $100 a month or whatever. But they're good, and I share their content elsewhere.
So as long as we're all doing our parts, the Substacks will thrive AND the content will get disseminated in ways the alphabet legacy media can only dream of.
The New World Order is here. Mandatory lockdowns and concentration camp like forced quarantines in Australia. Forced jabs in Austria and Germany. Itās on the way here.
The media is already throwing out ideas like the military should take over Covid and require mandatory vaccines. Good luck to all.
You are right! fortunately we have a good portion of this country ready to fight (I'm in this camp). So.... I guess we'll be at a stand off.. your move govt.. come and take it!
I'm doing the audible version right now, Alex. So good... something struck a nerve when you said your obsession with this stuff strained your marriage a little... whooo boy I can relate to that.. my wife has had to throw her arms up, walk away, and just basically yell "that's enough babe!! I can't hear it anymore!!" as I raise my voice while she walks away "IT'S ALL TRUE WHAT I'M TELLING YOU!!" from down the hall I get a "I DON'T CARE BABE!!!" LOL
Alex, congratulations on a book well written! Any recourse for people who already purchased the audiobook (I purchased through Apple)? Thank you for your bravery.
Omicron, being highly transmissible and producing only mild symptoms, is far superior to the jab. The best thing that could happen would be the remaining population without natural immunity catch omicron. Omicron can end this āpandemicā if only weād quit trying to fix it.
I ordered it through Audible not Amazon a few days ago but didn't download it. I just downloaded it now. Its showing a duration of 11 hours and 1 minute. Is this the new version? Thanks.
I had been an Audible listener since December 2017 but suspended my account about a year ago or so because I had SO many books (nearly 100) and hadn't gotten through half of them, so I didn't need to keep adding to my library.
I tried the link Alex provided, and it worked even for me. Not only that, but we get TWO credits, not just the one for "Pandemia". So now I have both "Pandemia" and "The Real Anthony Fauci" for nada, and I have 30 days to cancel and still keep the books. What a deal!
UK government ADMITS myocarditis link after vaccine.
āmyocarditis - significant left ventricular fibrosis has been described in a high percentage of children..no follow-up data is available yet on hospitalised patientsā
Hi Alex, thanks for putting the book together. I'm enjoying listening to it on Audible and just finished Ch. 28. Do you still believe Biden won fair and square?
I didn't feel the TDS was that strong. Whenever he mentions Trump's response to COVID, he is as balanced as one could expect.
He mentioned he did some very basic research to see if the election fraud had any legitimacy and concluded rather quickly that it was false and not worth persuing.
His argument though is gold... PA mothers turned on Trump ... and that explains everything ;-)
What baffles me though, is that people who have been in the midst of the COVID battle and have seen every single dirty trick being used to deceive people all around the world.... still can't understand how (or most importantly "why") Biden had to "win" the election?
Do you really believe things would have been the same if Trump was allowed to preside?
He would have at a minimum, allowed more early treatment protocols to be promoted and would have probably fully endorsed monoclonals. That alone, would have destroyed their plans. There would be no standing for them to mandate vaccines!
Besides, the data speaks for itself. The fraud is undeniable for anyone looking at the data objectively.
My offer still stands. I know Alex is too busy promoting his book right now, but when the dust settles, I will gladly walk him through the analysis.
I kind of liked the original version with the repeated takes and flubs, it was like an insider's look at the recording process, lol. Regardless, I got my review up on Not The Bee. Spoiler warning: It was positive. š
Looks like all the professionals and officials who have done medical and political investigations into the virus, Flynn, Trump, the German Lawyers, etc have all come to the same conclusion: the people have to take back their countries and also form new courts to try the traitors.
Bought the book and using audible credits! Thanks for being obsessed about the āpandemicā. Sorry for the loss of your father. I lost both my parents within 8 months of each other in the last year. I believe I got C-19 December 2019 after a trip to San Francisco. Never experienced any flu like it. Looking forward to Pandemia.
Well I didnāt get the test till June 2021, 18 months later. They didnāt detect any antibodies but my doctor said after that length of time the test would be unreliable.
There were just too many ācoincidencesā, multiple factors that pointed to what we began to learn, that matched up with when, what and how I got it.
The CDC says the vaccine is not a vaccine so they changed the definition to include it. They also say itās not effective. Hence the NIH-Gov is mandating boosters forever. Israel says natural immunity after getting this cold-flu is effective. And really herd immunity can only be reached by allowing the healthy population to get it, instead of masking, distancing and isolating everyone. Whatās more there are many bacteria and other viruses that exist for which we need herd immunity, not isolation. The biggest killer is fear. The jab is a drug that manipulates your DNA and goodness knows what else. Obviously vital information is being ignored. 1. A personās pre-existing conditions. 2. Whatās in the jabs. No thinking professional would say put this xyz drug into everyone on the planet, including babies, children and pregnant women. People seem willing to swap fear for insanity.
I believe if you didnāt have covid symptoms, I doubt you spread anything. ā¤ļøšš¼šŗšøš
My dad just died Monday with a sudden heart attack. Apparently, he died instantly (the way Iād like to go, when I do). He held out getting the jab until September, and finally got the JnJ. I am quietly thinking the shot killed him.
I have researched the hell out of the mRNA shots over the past year, but I donāt know much about the JnJ. I would love some insight from those of you who who know. ā¦?
Well done Alex. I am in Australia. My physical copy arrives tomorrow and the Audiobook will be ordered when my next credit arrives. The mainstream newspapers in Australia have not reviewed your book and RFK's book.
Liked the last line about the blue bird. Hope you get back for a full show with Eric Metaxas. His listeners need to be introduced to you. Didn't seem like he knew enough about you.
Hi Alex, bought Pandemia and will get started on it this weekend.
What do you think about the recent crop of heart problems being blamed on cannabis vs the vaccine, and also blamed on climate change and stress from the pandemic?
I got the audio book today for only 7.47 since I already purchased the Digital Version for 14.99. Thanks Alex for all that you do! Hopefully soon we can step out of The Twilight Zone...
If you already downloaded the first version of Alex's audiobook, the easiest way to get the updated version is to return it, it will disappear from your device and just buy it again.
Curious if I already purchased the book before corrected changes on audible, if it will play the updated version. I did not download it yet to my phone, so hopefully the updated version is what will upload. Thank you for keeping us updated Alex šš»
You can join with a 30-day trial. Download "Pandemia" and one other, then cancel your subscription. Don't wait 30 days. The audiobooks are yours to keep.
Imagine the size of "The Conversation" if Drudge had a Comment click just to the right of every headline, with counter & rating, that took you to a free speech, uncensored political debate. Tuck Fwitter!
Alex, I caught your interview on the Steve Deace show. Good job, keep on trucking, blessings to you and yours this holiday, Hanukkah and Christmas. I pray for you daily.msy God's angels keep.guard over you and your house day and night.
Hi Alex, I do hope you keep your comments open to non-paying folk in future. I think one of the best things Substack is good for is open-source intelligence. I will gladly buy your audio-book (I am STILL waiting for RFKs book to be delivered to me in France).
Buying books and getting them to the top of best sellers lists is the easiest, cheapest way to be an activist and you get a great book for your efforts. :)
Anyway, I wanted to alert you to something.
As you know, we have seen athletes, soccer players and even soccer fans dropping all over the place (there were two fans collapsing that delayed games as recently as last night):
https://summit.news/2021/12/02/two-premier-league-matches-halted-over-medical-emergencies-in-the-crowd/
The winter transfer window opens on January 1, 2022. Although this soccer (I hate using this term because I'm not American, we call it football - but to avoid confusion....) "window" is much less important than the summer transfer window, I am willing to bet that we will see an unprecedented number of players being denied a transfer due to "failing a medical".
I also predict a number of players will be advised to quit due to failing medicals for "previously undetected heart defects".
As a final prediction, the "experts" will say that this is due to them previously having Covid or "coincidences".
You heard it here first.
I am going to buy your audiobook and thank you as always for your work.
Yes, I agree about the non-paying being able to contribute via comments. I have garnered SO MUCH info on comments alone. Remember, COMMENT are a sample of the population so their voices MUST be heard. Regardless, thank you Alex and this commenterš
Many Seniors just can't afford it. And we contribute in other ways with links to articles like this one. Fully Vaccinated account for 9 in every 10 Covid-19 Deaths since August according to latest Official Data ā The Expose
https://dailyexpose.uk/2021/12/03/fully-vaccinated-account-for-9-in-every-10-covid-19-deaths-since-august-according-to-latest-official-data/
or this: Thousands of double jabbed over 50s have died in last 4 weeks https://www.wdbj7.com/2021/06/22/should-rare-cases-heart-inflammation-put-your-covid-19-vaccine-plans-hold/
The Milgram Experiment Showed That Anyone Could Be A Monster
https://allthatsinteresting.com/milgram-experiment
Lol this is how I never get shit done around the house
Me too. I read so much alternative news, that exposes things the government wants hid. I did Crime Stats for a decade, so am fully aware most of their info is false, doctored. Look up Hierarchal Counting. Say a person is kidnapped, robbed, then Killed. only the Murder is counted. Rest flushed down the Toilet, then you have Plea Bargains that lowers it more. # of repeat offenders is obfuscated as the published is 25% of early released. Those out on Bail commit more crimes, and Bail is not revoked. Ties up several courts.
I too have not paid I value everyone's input.
t I will buy your book mind you, if I could just figure out how lol
I pay for Alex's Substack content, and I'm more than happy to subsidize those of you who don't. What matters, when it comes to independent journalism, is making sure the audience is as far and wide as possible. There are other Substacks *I* don't pay for, in part because I can't afford $100 a month or whatever. But they're good, and I share their content elsewhere.
So as long as we're all doing our parts, the Substacks will thrive AND the content will get disseminated in ways the alphabet legacy media can only dream of.
My two cents' worth.
Thank you Andrew! I try to pay for each of the substack truth-sayers I follow, but it adds up quickly.
Watch this for why
https://odysee.com/@TimTruth:b/dr-peter-mccullough-grossly-unsafe:e?r=zTbkCMc8kkreYj2mxymQMZ8h9ATHH5ux&fbclid=IwAR0f3rVHe9c4Jk3M929a3C4QNIPonzEAsKKiz5VrVS-jEG3FptgvTyJ7NUg
That's actually a really good point. I had not thought of that.
The New World Order is here. Mandatory lockdowns and concentration camp like forced quarantines in Australia. Forced jabs in Austria and Germany. Itās on the way here.
The media is already throwing out ideas like the military should take over Covid and require mandatory vaccines. Good luck to all.
I think the best protection is a gun at this point, and knowing your Rights.
Dr Peter Mccollough thinks because they are failing people will come to their senses.
https://odysee.com/@TimTruth:b/dr-peter-mccullough-grossly-unsafe:e?r=zTbkCMc8kkreYj2mxymQMZ8h9ATHH5ux&fbclid=IwAR0f3rVHe9c4Jk3M929a3C4QNIPonzEAsKKiz5VrVS-jEG3FptgvTyJ7NUg
You are right! fortunately we have a good portion of this country ready to fight (I'm in this camp). So.... I guess we'll be at a stand off.. your move govt.. come and take it!
Cornpop is a bad dude
I'm doing the audible version right now, Alex. So good... something struck a nerve when you said your obsession with this stuff strained your marriage a little... whooo boy I can relate to that.. my wife has had to throw her arms up, walk away, and just basically yell "that's enough babe!! I can't hear it anymore!!" as I raise my voice while she walks away "IT'S ALL TRUE WHAT I'M TELLING YOU!!" from down the hall I get a "I DON'T CARE BABE!!!" LOL
Yup, me too. My whole family has tuned out!
Spouse is deceased, but lots of family - I can relate.
Alex, congratulations on a book well written! Any recourse for people who already purchased the audiobook (I purchased through Apple)? Thank you for your bravery.
Great question. I will ask ACX (the Amazon unit that runs Audible). I imagine they must offer an option to swap them out.
Alex, will you get the jab, now that the Omicron is here???
Omicron, being highly transmissible and producing only mild symptoms, is far superior to the jab. The best thing that could happen would be the remaining population without natural immunity catch omicron. Omicron can end this āpandemicā if only weād quit trying to fix it.
No. He will not. Because he knows. Plus watch this
https://odysee.com/@TimTruth:b/dr-peter-mccullough-grossly-unsafe:e?r=zTbkCMc8kkreYj2mxymQMZ8h9ATHH5ux&fbclid=IwAR0f3rVHe9c4Jk3M929a3C4QNIPonzEAsKKiz5VrVS-jEG3FptgvTyJ7NUg
I ordered it through Audible not Amazon a few days ago but didn't download it. I just downloaded it now. Its showing a duration of 11 hours and 1 minute. Is this the new version? Thanks.
I downloaded it just now, and mine is 8 hours 32 minutes.
No, just kidding. 11 hours 1 minute.
My question, too :-) I purchased through Audible.
You nailed it on Laura Ingram. šš
I already purchased the Audible book; not sure how I can get the updated version.
But it is fine. The content is more important than the format!
Delete the book from the audible app and redownload it. It should automatically update to the new version.
thank you!
Same here. All good so far. Love it so far.
"And if you are a first time Audible listener..."
I had been an Audible listener since December 2017 but suspended my account about a year ago or so because I had SO many books (nearly 100) and hadn't gotten through half of them, so I didn't need to keep adding to my library.
I tried the link Alex provided, and it worked even for me. Not only that, but we get TWO credits, not just the one for "Pandemia". So now I have both "Pandemia" and "The Real Anthony Fauci" for nada, and I have 30 days to cancel and still keep the books. What a deal!
UK government ADMITS myocarditis link after vaccine.
āmyocarditis - significant left ventricular fibrosis has been described in a high percentage of children..no follow-up data is available yet on hospitalised patientsā
We've been saying this for over a year!
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/myocarditis-and-pericarditis-after-covid-19-vaccination/myocarditis-and-pericarditis-after-covid-19-vaccination-guidance-for-healthcare-professionals
finally realized they are losing their professional soccer players left and right eh?
Hi Alex, thanks for putting the book together. I'm enjoying listening to it on Audible and just finished Ch. 28. Do you still believe Biden won fair and square?
Your next project could start here: https://electionfraud20.org/trend-analysis/
Reach out if you would like to find out more.
Thanks again!
Yeah...I may have to skip any section where his election TDS rears its head.
I didn't feel the TDS was that strong. Whenever he mentions Trump's response to COVID, he is as balanced as one could expect.
He mentioned he did some very basic research to see if the election fraud had any legitimacy and concluded rather quickly that it was false and not worth persuing.
His argument though is gold... PA mothers turned on Trump ... and that explains everything ;-)
What baffles me though, is that people who have been in the midst of the COVID battle and have seen every single dirty trick being used to deceive people all around the world.... still can't understand how (or most importantly "why") Biden had to "win" the election?
Do you really believe things would have been the same if Trump was allowed to preside?
He would have at a minimum, allowed more early treatment protocols to be promoted and would have probably fully endorsed monoclonals. That alone, would have destroyed their plans. There would be no standing for them to mandate vaccines!
Besides, the data speaks for itself. The fraud is undeniable for anyone looking at the data objectively.
My offer still stands. I know Alex is too busy promoting his book right now, but when the dust settles, I will gladly walk him through the analysis.
I will get it as soon as I'm done with RFK Jr's book
Then Scott Atlas' one after Alex ;-)
Florida has the lowest COVID rate in the entire country
New York has 11k new cases, the highest since January
Woohoo! Any idea how to get the new version if we've already downloaded the original?
yes, I am keeping count... ;)
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107-1....
https://twitter.com/andrewbostom/status/1466759494948564999 Pfizer C19 vax booster placebo-controlled RCT (~10K participants; median follow-up 2.5 mos) revealed NO BENEFIT in those with prior infection/natural immunity: 1/275 boosted got C19 reinfected; 1/249 given placebo got C19 reinfected https://cdc.gov/vaccines/acip/meetings/downloads/slides-2021-11-19/02-COVID-Perez-508.pdf
I kind of liked the original version with the repeated takes and flubs, it was like an insider's look at the recording process, lol. Regardless, I got my review up on Not The Bee. Spoiler warning: It was positive. š
https://notthebee.com/article/alex-berensons-new-covid-book-pandemia-is-a-riveting-first-row-account-of-a-nations-jaw-dropping-descent-into-madness
Looks like all the professionals and officials who have done medical and political investigations into the virus, Flynn, Trump, the German Lawyers, etc have all come to the same conclusion: the people have to take back their countries and also form new courts to try the traitors.
https://rumble.com/voyczn-findings-of-the-corona-investigative-committee-dr.-reiner-fuellmich.html
Congratulations on the book, thank for your voice
Bought the book and using audible credits! Thanks for being obsessed about the āpandemicā. Sorry for the loss of your father. I lost both my parents within 8 months of each other in the last year. I believe I got C-19 December 2019 after a trip to San Francisco. Never experienced any flu like it. Looking forward to Pandemia.
Amber did you get tested for antibodies? Did you get the vax? I think I brought covid to California from NY. But I havenāt got antibody testing yet.
Well I didnāt get the test till June 2021, 18 months later. They didnāt detect any antibodies but my doctor said after that length of time the test would be unreliable.
There were just too many ācoincidencesā, multiple factors that pointed to what we began to learn, that matched up with when, what and how I got it.
The CDC says the vaccine is not a vaccine so they changed the definition to include it. They also say itās not effective. Hence the NIH-Gov is mandating boosters forever. Israel says natural immunity after getting this cold-flu is effective. And really herd immunity can only be reached by allowing the healthy population to get it, instead of masking, distancing and isolating everyone. Whatās more there are many bacteria and other viruses that exist for which we need herd immunity, not isolation. The biggest killer is fear. The jab is a drug that manipulates your DNA and goodness knows what else. Obviously vital information is being ignored. 1. A personās pre-existing conditions. 2. Whatās in the jabs. No thinking professional would say put this xyz drug into everyone on the planet, including babies, children and pregnant women. People seem willing to swap fear for insanity.
I believe if you didnāt have covid symptoms, I doubt you spread anything. ā¤ļøšš¼šŗšøš
My dad just died Monday with a sudden heart attack. Apparently, he died instantly (the way Iād like to go, when I do). He held out getting the jab until September, and finally got the JnJ. I am quietly thinking the shot killed him.
I have researched the hell out of the mRNA shots over the past year, but I donāt know much about the JnJ. I would love some insight from those of you who who know. ā¦?
They used to call the j&j the clot shot until pfizer and moderna had more clots
Our book arrived today, read the prologue so far. The audio will also be incorporated. Many blessings Alex. You are a healer of humanity.
Well done Alex. I am in Australia. My physical copy arrives tomorrow and the Audiobook will be ordered when my next credit arrives. The mainstream newspapers in Australia have not reviewed your book and RFK's book.
Liked the last line about the blue bird. Hope you get back for a full show with Eric Metaxas. His listeners need to be introduced to you. Didn't seem like he knew enough about you.
I just downloaded your book Alex. Can't wait to get started listening to it! Thanks for all of your hard work and persistence.
Can you give us an update on your lawsuit against Twitter?
Hi Alex, bought Pandemia and will get started on it this weekend.
What do you think about the recent crop of heart problems being blamed on cannabis vs the vaccine, and also blamed on climate change and stress from the pandemic?
The real reason.
https://odysee.com/@TimTruth:b/dr-peter-mccullough-grossly-unsafe:e?r=zTbkCMc8kkreYj2mxymQMZ8h9ATHH5ux&fbclid=IwAR0f3rVHe9c4Jk3M929a3C4QNIPonzEAsKKiz5VrVS-jEG3FptgvTyJ7NUg
He looks like a younger Biden
I got the audio book today for only 7.47 since I already purchased the Digital Version for 14.99. Thanks Alex for all that you do! Hopefully soon we can step out of The Twilight Zone...
I have the uncorrected audio version from Apple. How do I get this version updated to the latest version?
If you already downloaded the first version of Alex's audiobook, the easiest way to get the updated version is to return it, it will disappear from your device and just buy it again.
Agree
Curious if I already purchased the book before corrected changes on audible, if it will play the updated version. I did not download it yet to my phone, so hopefully the updated version is what will upload. Thank you for keeping us updated Alex šš»
If you haven't seen the work of Andrew Kaufman, MD and Sayer Ji, it ties in with Alex's work. https://www.bitchute.com/video/FEU7b5annLjw/
https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/2021-12-01/rembert-browne-investigates-the-first-100-days-of-mysterious-ailments?fbclid=IwAR38lfcZgGoRgE0yqkB1m2Av6_2gUylqFRfNHm3gSFpTxCgts7r8rlJ6u_g
Anyone know how to swap original audiobook for corrected version? I already bought first edition!!
Downloading it now!
Is there another way to listen to this without having to join a subscription service?
You can join with a 30-day trial. Download "Pandemia" and one other, then cancel your subscription. Don't wait 30 days. The audiobooks are yours to keep.
August jobs report: 235k jobs added vs 750k estimate
September jobs report: 194k jobs added vs 500k estimate
November jobs report: 210k jobs added vs 550k estimate
Letās Go Brandon!
I've almost done with the version with the repeated phrases and tbh it hasn't bothered me! Great book, Alex. Just bought a copy for my Dad.
Imagine the size of "The Conversation" if Drudge had a Comment click just to the right of every headline, with counter & rating, that took you to a free speech, uncensored political debate. Tuck Fwitter!
Just bought the audio version. Excellent!!!!! Going to gift this on Christmas!
Great job Alex. Audible is fantastic repeats and all.
I already bought your book.
Alex, I caught your interview on the Steve Deace show. Good job, keep on trucking, blessings to you and yours this holiday, Hanukkah and Christmas. I pray for you daily.msy God's angels keep.guard over you and your house day and night.
IRELAND - Bat shit crazy bird shows you how to ānormaliseā sticking cotton buds up a babyās nose, so they get used to testing.
https://twitter.com/BernieSpofforth/status/1466529729587068933
Great writing Alex! Not John Wellsā¦though your knack of drawing the reader in remains true. Thank you.
At first I thought you were just emphasizing points. Then I finally realized it was a pretty raw version. Great book.
Peter Coyote should narrate
My daughter sent me the book. I am reading it now. Very interesting
Find whale.to on line
Got this one, RFKās book, and Atlasā book on audible this week. Got lots of listening to do!
How do I send U info? Workingemail4work@gmail.com
This is the complete record, itās a download link. I made quite a few charts and such.
143,299 Serious Adverse Events from VAERS, analyzed by BATCH number
https://www.sendbig.com/view-files?Id=94c8536e-281e-cfec-a183-6e558d6dc079
Nearly finished anyway!