Update: JetBlue blames crew shortages, many flights canceled

Added bonus: THEY CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GIVE US OUR BAGS BACK

Pop quiz. Does the United States under Uncle Joe feel more like:

East Germany in the 80s (badly run oligopolies as far as the eye can see)

US under Carter (all the inflation and malaise, none of the cocaine)

Britain, post WW2 (we won, why does it feel like we lost)

Feel free to add your own suggestion!