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I thought for sure Pete would be pregnant by now...

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This guy is 100% correct. The economy is doing just fine. It's headed in the right direction.

Just the other day I put 23 gallons in my tank and it only cost me $158. That's much better than the $75 it used to cost me. And my Trader Joes bag just got a whole lot larger for some reason, it must be stretching out. I used to fit about $45 of food in it but now it's so much bigger, I can put $160 in it. I'm flabbergasted.

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Remember when the press tried to say Buttegieg was qualified for the job because he "loved trains"?

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I dont want my DoT "cool"...I want to book a plane flight and then depend on it to take off and land when they promised. I want my roads to be passable and maintained, my bridges to not collapse as I drive over them, and I want truckers to be able to make a decent living delivering my shit. Thats it...I dont want "cool" I want competence

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Another "diversity" pick for Sleepy Joe's cabinet. Most of them wouldn't last 2 weeks in a real job outside of government. He also wins the award for talking the most and saying the least. Have you ever listened to this moron's answers to very direct questions ? ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

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Transportation needs to be boring, predictable, like clock-work, ie; un-cool. What a joke.

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Jun 10, 2022·edited Jun 10, 2022

WHAT?! I don’t miss those days at all! Are you kidding? I miss the ‘50s and I wasn’t even alive then! I miss innocence and simplicity, block parties and barbecues, road trips and neighbors who would watch out for you. I miss when rainbows were simply beautiful, not loaded with #%*^. I miss being able to leave the car and the front door unlocked, being able to talk about God and Scripture without people staring vacantly or setting their hair on fire. I miss having a common biblical foundation and literacy. I miss schools actually teaching, not grooming and indoctrinating. I miss children being protected, not exploited. I miss the days when discussions about sexual activity were taboo outside of the family (abuse not included—that should be exposed). I miss Christmas and Easter, as they used to be celebrated. I miss being able to talk to someone knowing they wouldn’t take offense at everything. I miss not being tracked by the government or being told I have to wear a mask or take a vax to keep my job. I miss the government largely staying out of our face.

EVERYTHING that has happened in this country since November 3, 2020 is a disaster. Fortunately, God is bigger than these petty tyrants and self-interested globalist kleptocrats. Hubris is an affront to God. Their day is coming.

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But wait, nothing can top the rainbow bullets from the Marine Corp to celebrate pride month. Now that's some really cool! hahaha

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"...cool again"? When was the Department of Transportation ever "cool"? Even if it was, he is certainly not the "man" who could return anything to its former glory.

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Yeah. A transport secretary who forces all pilots to take vaccines, which have this nasty side effect of causing heart attacks and strokes. So now we have pilots flying with ... ticking spike-protein timebombs in their bodies. Why? Two choices: 1) utter incompetence, 2) its a plan: No More Flying For You, Plebes.

Since I wasn't invited to the meeting, I have no idea which one it is.

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Absolute tossers, the lot of them.

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No one annoys me as much as this guy. Complete fraud, so full of himself, zero results, talks down to people, he's completely manufactured and fake.

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Add that Biden and Harris have become the biggest Bumbling-Stumbling Idiots to ever grace the Executive Branch. 8 year olds speak better. The U.S. is the laughing stock of the world!

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Is he still lactating?

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Bootyjizz is another passenger in the Democrat (electric) clown car of Dr. Seuss characters.

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Booty Judge is an abject failure, just like his boss, FICUS, The Potted Plant (fraud-in-chief of the United States).

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They were always NWO/WEF Marxists plotting to destroy the U.S. First kill our fuel supply then increase inflation destroy the economy and the the middle class and try to make everyone dependent on Soviet style handouts. In that they have succeeded.

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I was a kid during the Carter admin and remember all to well the specter of Russia and nuclear war. It's MUCH worse now. Just dreadful and incompetent officials at all levels in multiple ways . Elections can't come fast enough.

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...but Janet Yellen said inflation was transitory. Doesn't that mean it's coming down like, really really soon, like it's temporary? Maybe "transitory" according to Yellen means prices are higher for the next decade and then they go back to where they were when Trump was president. I've canceled Netflix, Disney+, my home phone service (I didn't use it anyway), my summer vacation, and I put off getting a new smartphone. My son needed a new suit for graduation but instead we're taking his existing suit to the tailor and having the pant legs lengthened and the sleeves lengthened. Who has money for clothes anymore? If Sleepy Joe keeps this up, we're going to be going through the city trash cans to find food! Stop voting for Democrats people!!!

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But we got a woman, African-American (check this, Haiti-American), immigrant, lesbian White House press secretary. I didn't know about all of these accomplishments until she told me this in the first 2 minutes of her new job. So I said, "Damn, our president is awesome." She's also the first press secretary who also needs a teleprompter, prompting me to think that the MVP of the White House is the teleprompter quarterback.

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Justin Bieber just announced half his face is paralyzed. Don't worry it wasn't the vax. A virus did it.

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Reminds me of that article People magazine wrote about how attractive the members of Obama’s administration were.

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Petey recommended electric airliners until he was told the cords would get tangled at 37,000 feet above Kansas.

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Jun 10, 2022·edited Jun 10, 2022

before biden made the ruble the top performing currency in the world, before biden soiled himself in front of the pope, before we had genetically modified monkeypox...

https://thenationalpulse.com/2022/05/30/fauci-funded-monkeypox-virus-treatment-study/

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I'm reminded of when Castro put Che in charge of the Cuban economy, and Che had to get a math teacher to help in out with the basics!

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In March 2021, I knew that President Biden was suffering from dementia and that his cognitive decline was getting worse ... which it has. But I guess I was the only person in America who noticed this or thought this. Certainly no members of the WH press corps have picked up on this. Nor have any WH staffers.

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and remember folks "roads are racists" so now with the price of gas the will be empty so we don't have to worry about it.

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Boot edge edge is a first class wanker

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Pete has star power and loads of cool? That is some fawning.

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That was a few weeks before the maid of honor from our wedding got killed by the vaccine too. I remember those days fondly!

https://www.theepochtimes.com/pfizer-covid-vaccine-safety-varies-from-lot-to-lot_4467336.html

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Jun 10, 2022·edited Jun 10, 2022

Notorious DoT in the house!

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I miss your tweets so much!

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Why does it feel like we don’t have the best and brightest leading this country? Now it’s all about how many “diversity” boxes you check. I hope the next president is a Muslim, transgender, handicapped, non-binary,alien that identifies as a cat! Imagine how much of a strength this diversity would be!

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Everyone’s very clever comments are making me laugh out loud. Thank you!

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Hey Petey, Do you realize that Ukraine doesn't recognize same gender marriage? How can you support sending billions of aid to a country like that?

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I'll bet HIS kid never wanted for formula

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No serious person thought this Resident would do anything different than he has. In his patrons' eyes, this regime is a huge success.

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every one of these people in the Brandon administration are doing exactly what they are supposed to. Screw shit up as much as possible.

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Oh, that was last year? It feels like it’s been a DECADE

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When was the Biden administration “not such a complete disaster???????”

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Did anyone but his own press department ever actually think Bootygig was cool?

He was never cool. His attempts to be cool made me cringe, and I'm too old to be cool myself.

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Oh wow! I’m so happy that the priority is to make bureaucrats cool. By the way, does anyone need baby formula? Or a loan to fill your gas tank or buy groceries?

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Alex, you skipped the 2020 election fraud. I know you’ve not been willing to go there yet. But, come on, man! Let’s get all the cards on the table.

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Fuck these selfish shameless soulless sociopathic shitbags masquerading as humans! My God, how many more people need to die and live in abject misery before you realize that these leftist scum need to be driven from American soil!?

Or, as their demented despicable leader said this afternoon, about punching people in the face he doesn’t agree with, let them come at us and then we’ll bury them in the soil!…

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Alas, now the headlines and airwaves report that Buttigieg, too, is struggling to find formula for his babies. (Well, actually, he's not, they eventually clarify. He has enough formula, shelves and shelves of it. But he's just like you, because he has infants who require formula to live and because can and-- and often does!-- imagine what it must be like not to have enough because that's how compassionate he is, and how aware of his privilege, which he sort of has but he is also a member of a victim class so don't start getting too worked up about his privilege because people on the Internet are mean to him!)

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Hypothesis: fuel costs are up due to scarcity after how hard and often the propaganda engine has been run in the past twelve months.

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I bet most gay men find Sec Pete an embarrassment.

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Pete Buttgrief is a pain in the ass!

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