America’s Doctor (TM) has vanished!
He hasn’t been seen on a magazine cover or a Sunday morning talk show in weeks! No celebrity podcasts either. Nor has he been heard promising that this time another booster will DEFINITELY work or walking through a hospital pretending to treat patients, one of his favorite hobbies.
Something is very wrong.
Have you seen this man?
If you have any information on the whereabouts of Dr. Fauci, please call Senator Rand Paul’s office.