THE NEW YORK TIMES JUST STOLE MY PARKINSON'S SCOOP FROM SATURDAY AND DID NOT CREDIT ME

The good news is: No one can deny the truth now

UNREPORTED TRUTHS, SATURDAY:

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THE NEW YORK TIMES, TODAY:

Breaking news, huh?

It sure was. You read it HERE two days ago.

By the way, the right number is eight, not nine - one of the visits appears to be double-counted.

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(If this isn’t worth 20 cents a day, …