The Atlantic asks the question we all want to know: "Is it safe to hang out with the unboosted?"

Remember: You never go full Ding, and you never go full Atlantic.

Is unboosted even a word? I guess it is now.

Is it safe?

Well, is it? Is it safe?

Trigger warning for those of you with teeth, although I know the bluechecks believe you are a bunch of edentulous (best word ever!) mouthbreathers…

By the way, the Atlantic changed the headline. Apparently it was too embarrassing even for them.

Imagine being too embarrassing for the Atlantic.

Is it safe?

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