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well, it just screams "you are about to get f'd."

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The first contribution to Pfizer's media feed by their cool new pansexual intern and you had to crap all over it.

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Does this strike anyone else as creepy as ***k?

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What are these "Wild conspiracy theories" that they love to talk about? You would think that they would try to refute them with the great hot dog of science.

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I actually take this as an admission that they know they're losing.

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"Show us on the doll where Science touched you…"

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the brain - sweating with a forced smile..

almost like a guest at a joe biden photo op

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It took Gavin Newsome 10 days to draw this?

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So Big Science is a pedophile?

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Not sure who came up with that super cool cartoon, but the thought of convicted felon Pfizer morphing into a giant kielbasa to save us from people they refuse to debate takes surreal to a whole new level. What’s next? Use Big Bird to convince 5 year olds to feel good about risking death?

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Science went from a process, to a religion, to me watching my back.

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So let’s get this straight. The national news is basically an infomercial for the vaccine. The local news is an infomercial for the vaccine. The Biden administration is an infomercial for the vaccine. Local radio stations are infomercials for the vaccine. Pro sports leagues are infomercials for the vaccine. All this propaganda being shoved down peoples throats 24-7, and yet they still think the people not yet jabbed, are being guided by wild conspiracy theories, and that “science” will somehow save the day. You can’t make this stuff up. RESIST

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This gets weirder by the day.

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Bend over now, this won't hurt one bit.

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This tells us what the think of us, they look down on us like a parent looks at a two year old.

Pathetic!

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How long before Pfizer deletes this tweet? Quick, screenshot it everyone!

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Who in God’s name would they think this would appeal to, or help someone make an informed decision. This company repulses me, thinking we are that stupid. Wait, some are that stupid……..🤦🏼‍♀️

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What I love is that pink dude in the meme is a negative, and the balloon is the positive:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/running-away-balloon

Nice try, faceless boomer marketing person. Confession through projection.

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Looks like a giant pink di*k to me..

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As a cartoonist, I am humbled. These are the masters, beyond satire.

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That is one of the creepiest things I have seen in a long time and they want me to take their vaccine. Yeah no thanks.

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Pfizer: "Our new drug reduces severe COVID by 89%!"

The Human Brain: "I dunno. That's an awful big pill to swallow."

Pfizer: "Good news! It's a giant pink suppository!"

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I just don't understand this big push to get the vaccine when something like 70 percent of adults have gotten it. We are never getting to Covid zero with a vaccine that does not work. This propaganda just fuels conspiracy theories.

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For the sake of the children, I’m thankful they didn’t show below Science’s waist.

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“Don’t let science near your kids” is what that tells me.

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A Pink Hotdog? No, a dildo. Everything they do is fake. And trying to f you.

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Dr. John Campbell found the smoking gun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufy2AweXRkc

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With Public Health Officials using comics, Big Bird, Elmo to reach their constituents, it appears critical thinking is no longer needed with Pharma cheerleaders. More outreach at lower levels of IQ

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Their comments are disabled and all I see are retweets about how creepy it is. It's so weird. These people are so fricken weird.

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Pfizer’s science looks like a giant dick

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No, they just think most people have the mentality of a 5-year-old, which they do; although 5-year-olds tend to have more sense.

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Some people should stay very far away from memes.

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OMG science lookin super rapey!

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Come here little brain I've got a genetically modified organism I want to put in you.

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Looks to me like “science” is about to ummm…SCREW…..the human brain….ahhh…””doggie style”?

My son would say, “Mom! Get your brain outta the gutter!”

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Pfizer must be racist, I don’t see an Asian or African American character..cancel them!!!

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Is that a giant blood clot about to smother the human brain?????? 😬……….

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Umm, that's not where you put your hands when you want to be the good guy who's just saving his friend from something dangerous. If a "friend" grabbed me like that I'd reciprocate with a punches and kicks in the appropriate area...

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If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore? WITCH!

"Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?"

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Pfizer makes billions every day, you'd think they'd have a better in house artist.

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“attacks on me quite frankly are attacks on science." - Pfizauci

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Soviet era propaganda was more intelligent and subtle.

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There was an old show called “To Tell the Truth” - 3 people would walk out and introduce themselves with the same name - come back episode should introduce SCIENCE - Hello My name IS Science, hello my name is Science, hello my name is science - Fauci, Pfizer & Berenson

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This is either a giant self-own or a warning cry from within the graphics shop at Pfizer.

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covidian science is not based on observation and inference, it is propaganda.

my niece jabbed her 6 and 9 year olds with the pfizer experiment on 7 nov, she posted "science" with the kids''i been jabbed' pasties.......

that is science, no md, no safety data, no efficacy, the kids are safer with the infection!

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As they say, leftist can't meme. They should stop trying.

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When people tell me to respect someone cause they are doctors I reply "The people who give men pap smears... because biological sex doesn't exist... those guys?"

"The guys who gave out opiates like sweeties?"

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Looks like science is trying to abduct us against our will! Since they are using a lot of fake or manipulated science, that would seem rather apt in this case (and perhaps many others!)

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You know, if they wanted to inspire actual confidence, they could just drop the liability waivers.

*holds breath*

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This is going to get really interesting as the Billions slip from their grasp. And the lawsuits pile up.

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