How I wish this were an April Fool’s joke

It’s not, though.

Taylor Lorenz is a “reporter” who used to work for the New York Times.

This display is beyond embarrassing to any real reporter, or anyone who’s been through an actually traumatic experience. Like that time in XXX when the XXX XXX’d me and then XXX to XXX my XXXX. That day was fun, especially the XXX in my XXXX.

Somehow I moved on. In part because I knew just about everyone in XXX had their own XXXXs. Including most of the reporters. We just didn’t cry about them on national television (if MSNBC still qualifies as national television).

Taylor’s hair looks good, though, and that’s what really counts.

Watch the whole cringefest for yourself here: