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Day after his indictment's unsealed.

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If he goes to jail, will he exit the courtroom yelling, "I AM NOT SUICIDAL"?

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Or "I am the SCIENCE"

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or if you indict me your indicting science

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Brilliant! 😂

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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All of this shit reminds me of this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlEo8PQChG4

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YOU CANT INCARCERATE THE SCIENCE!

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No but he will be Yelling I am "Homicidel " !.

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👋👋👋

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Fauci: "Lockdowns are the only thing that will keep you safe"

Jeffery Epstein: "Are you sure about that"

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A female impersonator is a better woman than a REAL one.

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A better bet is which country that doesn’t extradite to the US will he retire in?

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I bet Fauci’s absence has been due to him being in the Ukraine helping the CCP move bio weapons to China where they can be safely and responsibly stored.

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DC what a concept!

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The Little Monster's 666 spot on his forehead is showing.

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Lol I just said that to my husband 5 minutes ago!

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Snowden will get him

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When does the next batch of Pfizer docs drop?

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October 31, 2022 and 666 infections

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He sticks the landing...

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November elections

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Not a question of who wins, but how many millions lose because that disgusting bureaucratic shit bag is going to still have an influence even after he allegedly retires.

It’s incredible of epic proportions, I really was hoping he died but, wishful thinking…

Sorry, he will never shut the fuck up!

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After he leaves the planet there will be talking Fauci dolls. Pull the string and he says "I did not fund gain of function research at the Wuhan Labs."

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pull again : I am the science

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"Wear 6 masks."

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Plus a nylon stocking.

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"I think we have to be flexible!"

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Bend over and do what your father says

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Isnt there a pcr that goes in ones anus given in China? He probably will recommend that.

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GIC 🪤 Snap! 🪤

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“Dr Paul, you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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You forgot, "in all due respect" :)

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Oh, and what happens if we end up with nuclear apocalypse, does that nullify the deal?

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I heard there's a vaccine for nuclear holocaust.

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Made by Pfizer

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Bonus: You won't have to turn on the lights at night any longer!

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🧐👍🧐👍

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Masks help against that. So I’ve heard.

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I understand your anger - I don't want him to retire, I want him to get JUSTICE. He is a modern Goebbels and deserves a bloody noose. Pure EVIL

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hes like a cockroach this guy....he crawled out from his nest this week. He needs to be muzzled and sent to an insane asylum

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April Fool's Day - April 1st. What'd I win, Alex?

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1/1/23 - 13,000 infections - new variant - pfizer will have a "cure" that will not work but will be introduced to the public once again with extreme pressure. No real efficacy data. Kids will suffer the most, followed by single parents, followed by unvaccinated workers in fear of corporate discourse. Fauci will walk away and assume no guilt.

Since I already have a copy I'll donate my win to Walensky with a note that reads "you MUST read this book or you will not be allowed to enter museums, restaurants or public spaces and you will need to teach your own kids how to interact with other people from your living room while holding on to your job which depends on whether or not you read this book right now... or else you will be cancelled".

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Ha Ha! Brilliant. You will need to have a star tattooed on your belly to prove your compliance at any of these venues. Plus at the ER.

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Guessing is racist and bigoted - anti-science!

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Also. it's racist to have right or wrong answers. Today 2+2= potato and tomorrow rain!

Luv,

The new sk00L Admin

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And causes climate change.

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It was a bit warm tonight so I opened my window. There is all kinds of localized climate change happening right here in my room.

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Enjoy it while you can. AOC and that mouthy Swedish brat say the world will end in 10 years.

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Scary part is.. as advisors to world leaders go..the AOC/Swedish Kid mentality is about the level of advice most leaders get from their experts. As the phrase goes…”we are in the best of hands!” 😳

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God help us.

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RR

Exactly he will

Revelation 21

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Greta, that poor microcephalic girl, is trained to parrot her handler.

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If nobody in mainstream media finally calls him out on all the lies and fraud, then his quitting will be "when pigs fly".

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Too easy. Nov 8, 2022

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That was my guess, too. But I think it will be the following week: Nov 15. That cagey old shark wants to see how the position on board changes in order to make the “right” recommendations for successors. The covi-count will be 100 (even if he has to change the markers). Cuz he needs to be remembered as ending the pandemic. No way Mr I Am Science leaves willingly before he can claim he eradicated covid.

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My guess: Oct. 7, 2022 and 41,348.

Y'know, Alex, I think this is a fun idea--including all the snarky comments that your commenters will contribute.

I was saying to a friend the other day that I will not be surprised if "Brandon" suddenly resigns before the mid-term elections. NO! They'll never admit he has dementia. They'll concoct some other malady. Or it could be that Hunter's international panhandling will seal the deal.

Yes, that would mean the Giggling Dipshit would be enthroned. But the Dems have a history of throwing each other under the bus. The prez has outlived his usefulness.

The Dems have succeeded in opening the border, thrown around more money, and up-ended the economy.

They've preserved that Quack for a little longer--he'll retire before he must face a Republican Congress.

Plus, there's a Brandon Bonus: the likely installation of another thoroughly unqualified Supreme Court justice, one who'll make Sotomayor look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Just remember: You heard it here first.

Now, if you REALLY wanted to have fun, you could ask us to guess gas prices on Election Day.

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I think that if Brandon makes it two years (ugh), then VP Mensa can run for another two terms. If he doesn’t last that long, then this term counts as a term.

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You've taken a giant leap here: that VP Mensa could be elected on her own. I know hysterical, screaming "progressive" "liberals" who think she's dumb as a box of rocks.

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Doesn’t matter. Whoever WEf and UN agenda 30 picks again

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haha-yes, it's highly unlikely --just giving the protocol :)

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RR

Talking 2022 Dominion got Lindsey Graham in. Soros et al Chinese. So they do fix Congressional elections too.

Didn’t say the cackling broomriding witch would win in 2024.

She’ll get ditched and CFR pick will be installed.

https://m.thebl.us/us-news/democrat-fraud-retired-general-confirms-seizure-of-dominions-servers-in-germany-from-cia-hq.html

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What happens if VP Mensa steps down of imperative 'personal reasons', followed by a Brandon resign? The new VP will be the next president for the remainder of this term. Buttigieg?

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I thought Pelosi didn't retire because she would like JoeMala both to retire before the midterms. Is the Speaker next in line?

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Pretty scary, right? Kamala Harris isn't bad enough. No! Then it's Pelosi...followed by Pat Leahy...and then?

Anthony Blinken?

Right.

November can't come soon enough, at least to replace Pelosi & Leahy.

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Here's another nightmare scenario: VP steps down, JB chooses her replacement (I think it has to be confirmed by congress), then JB retires for medical reasons and new VP takes over.

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And the conventional wisdom is that the replacement VP would be Buttigieg. Yes, must be confirmed.

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Order of succession:

President

Vice President

Speaker of the House

President Pro-Tem of Senate (Sen. Pat Leahy, D-VT)

Secy of State

Secy of Treasury

Secy of Defense

Atty General

-etc-

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Buttigieg. I didn't think anyone could make it worse, but you just did!

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The only--and I mean ONLY--good thing about Buttigieg is that he doesn't laugh all the time. He's just smug and condescending.

The upshot is that Nov. 2024 is a L-O-N-G way off.

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VP Mensa

Veryyyyy funny PI

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I know!

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🏋🏻‍♀️ Dumbbell 🐫Camel Humper 👠👠 Heels 🆙 Up

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People once again unless Dominion Voting Systems owned by the Communist Chinese and operated by our CIA black hats is destroyed there is no possible way for any conservatives to win.

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I agree… sadly, Pandora’s box has been opened.

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Not going to happen unless Dominion Voting Biting Systems is destroyed owned by CC and operated internationally by satellite links of our luciferian CIA. Conservatives will go down once again.

Biden on Stalin

https://www.newswars.com/biden-embodies-stalin-its-about-who-gets-to-count-the-vote/

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What happens to science when science retires?

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The con with fake science has no conscience

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Oh, that is gold☝🏻

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Indeed. Or " the con of fake science has no conscience."

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Maybe real science unretires, or is reborn.

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He replaces Bill Nye,as The MSM go to Science Guy

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Or maybe Greta, the climate crisis expert will take his place

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The fun continues 😬 thanks TT

Here’s an ancillary story

Dumb and dumber democrats and rhinos

Very liberals believe Fauci

https://countryask.com/news/covid-and-the-very-liberal/

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Too funny!

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Xx

😎

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"I am Science, and I sign the grants" [sung to the tune of "I am music and I write the songs" by Barry Manilo].

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“I write the songs that make the whole world die, I write the songs of jabs and ev-e-ry-thing, I write the songs that make the Children cry, ....”

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I feel a Copa Cabana riff coming here...

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👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🎶🎶

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July 4th 2022 because what narcissist wouldn't make a national holiday about himself.

20000 cases

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Or a very slow news day

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Ukraine is in need of lethal weapons I say send Anthony Fauci. And for his retiring Fauci will go down like Putin no other way.

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12th of never

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That’s a long LONG time

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He will not retire. He will be fired.

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Love your guess, hope you win. BTW do you have a date? Sooner rather than later and not a moment too SOON!

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TR

Nope.

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April 1 st because of what he is and 95,000 for all the times he lied to the American public

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I counted more than that.

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LOL!

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11/11/22

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No infections?

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Speaking of brackets: why is every NCAA cheerleader masked, while fans and players are maskless! They are so woke. IQs are questionable!

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I cannot believe they take that non-sense without objection??? Some "woke" administrator no doubt, but these girls just eat it. Just like the female swimmers. STAND UP AND BE HEARD!!!!!

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When hell freezes over.

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April Fool's Day and 30,000

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6/17/2022 retirement and 31,497 cases on that day. Because vaccines are safe and effective!

I hope someone with some guts hauls him back in for a full accounting of his actions that past 2 years. Not only should he not get his retirement, he should go to jail.

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for the past 20 years at least

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When he gets a position on the board of Pfizer

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I predict they will bring masking back before Fauci retires

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I guess 1st April like below but it is my Birthday, that would surely bring me the greatest gift...

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My beloveds 10th anniversary of retirement

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June 5th, 25,000 cases. He will do this quietly (so he doesn't have to explain rising cases) and the corporate media will help, as they have all along.

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December 31, 2022. After the MASSIVE midterm loss by the Democrats but before they can seat a Congress to investigate him. He'll spike his pay before that to get maximum griftage for the rest of his life in a country without an extradition treaty with the USA.

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Unless he's going to get indicted, which would be warranted, he's not going to quit. Why would he quit? He can flip-flop, mouth off unsubstantiated claims, and get paid to toe the government's line and be a good steward of the latest mainstream media fake news narrative. I would never quit a job like that. He even gets paid well for a government agent.

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Right after Nov. 2022 elections, if Republicans take the House and Senate, or November 2024 if republican wins presidential election.

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Good Friday 4-15-2022.

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11,000 cases

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July 31, 2022 and 21,854 infections (for a tiebreaker I say deaths will be 548)

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May 1, 2022. Zero Cases. He cured it... Coincidentally and totally unrelated, all labs are unable to report new cases because servers crashed.

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April 1, fool

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You mean Dr Death not Dr Science. He’s a damn psychopath. I’d retire too after the billions he made. POS

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it's pathetic if this guy is allowed to retire and get his benefits. He needs to be in jail. effing republicans better do something about that.

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August 25,2030, 185,463 infection rate

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I agree with Aja and RadMom; Fauci is such a narcissist, his official retirement day will be his birthday. 12-24-22 and 45,000 cases.

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Alex, it seems like you don’t want a winner. No one will get it, but here goes…

Fauci will retire on May 27, 2022, with 4,103 cases.

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February 29, 2024. 5 million infections.

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On the one hand, Fauci is not the type to quit so I imagine that he'll hang on as long as possible. However, it is looking like the Dems are already nudging him out to avoid him becoming a Republican talking point once the election season hits its stride. Fauci is an easy scapegoat at this point but the Dems would probably prefer not firing him either.

So with that in mind, I think Fauci will quietly exit his job will be during the summer vacation season. Backtracking from that, let's figure that he needs to give something like a 90 day notice given his top level position and I am willing to say that he announces his retirement on Friday afternoon April 29, 2022 (with it hitting the news cycle for Saturday morning April 30th, 2022).

And for number of infections on April 29, 2022 ? I will guess 99,000 (so that Fauci can point to a case load south of 100K as leaving on a victory note).

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Fades into a cushy pension funded by us all. Real American justice!

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Nov 9, 2022 and 90,000 cases. Nobody offers to carry any boxes of stuff from his desk to his car. 🙄

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Love it!

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The twelfth of never…….

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How about guess the first date that the CDC acknowledges the PHE data?

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The 12th of Neverary

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I got your audiobook. Your voice is soothing, Alex. I listen to Pandemia as a sleep aid now. ApocalypseASMR.

It's great work by the way.

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I already have your book, but please keep us updated. It will be a riot watching this play out. We’d all love this POS gone tomorrow…..

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HES THE GRIM REAPER WITH A MANICURE.

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March 15, (Ides of March) Et tu Biden and 14986

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The day after the election; Nov 9

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