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Day after his indictment's unsealed.

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A better bet is which country that doesn’t extradite to the US will he retire in?

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When does the next batch of Pfizer docs drop?

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October 31, 2022 and 666 infections

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November elections

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Not a question of who wins, but how many millions lose because that disgusting bureaucratic shit bag is going to still have an influence even after he allegedly retires.

It’s incredible of epic proportions, I really was hoping he died but, wishful thinking…

Sorry, he will never shut the fuck up!

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April Fool's Day - April 1st. What'd I win, Alex?

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Mar 19, 2022·edited Mar 21, 2022

1/1/23 - 13,000 infections - new variant - pfizer will have a "cure" that will not work but will be introduced to the public once again with extreme pressure. No real efficacy data. Kids will suffer the most, followed by single parents, followed by unvaccinated workers in fear of corporate discourse. Fauci will walk away and assume no guilt.

Since I already have a copy I'll donate my win to Walensky with a note that reads "you MUST read this book or you will not be allowed to enter museums, restaurants or public spaces and you will need to teach your own kids how to interact with other people from your living room while holding on to your job which depends on whether or not you read this book right now... or else you will be cancelled".

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Mar 19, 2022·edited Mar 19, 2022

Guessing is racist and bigoted - anti-science!

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If nobody in mainstream media finally calls him out on all the lies and fraud, then his quitting will be "when pigs fly".

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Too easy. Nov 8, 2022

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My guess: Oct. 7, 2022 and 41,348.

Y'know, Alex, I think this is a fun idea--including all the snarky comments that your commenters will contribute.

I was saying to a friend the other day that I will not be surprised if "Brandon" suddenly resigns before the mid-term elections. NO! They'll never admit he has dementia. They'll concoct some other malady. Or it could be that Hunter's international panhandling will seal the deal.

Yes, that would mean the Giggling Dipshit would be enthroned. But the Dems have a history of throwing each other under the bus. The prez has outlived his usefulness.

The Dems have succeeded in opening the border, thrown around more money, and up-ended the economy.

They've preserved that Quack for a little longer--he'll retire before he must face a Republican Congress.

Plus, there's a Brandon Bonus: the likely installation of another thoroughly unqualified Supreme Court justice, one who'll make Sotomayor look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Just remember: You heard it here first.

Now, if you REALLY wanted to have fun, you could ask us to guess gas prices on Election Day.

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What happens to science when science retires?

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"I am Science, and I sign the grants" [sung to the tune of "I am music and I write the songs" by Barry Manilo].

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July 4th 2022 because what narcissist wouldn't make a national holiday about himself.

20000 cases

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Ukraine is in need of lethal weapons I say send Anthony Fauci. And for his retiring Fauci will go down like Putin no other way.

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12th of never

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He will not retire. He will be fired.

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Mar 19, 2022·edited Mar 19, 2022

April 1 st because of what he is and 95,000 for all the times he lied to the American public

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11/11/22

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Speaking of brackets: why is every NCAA cheerleader masked, while fans and players are maskless! They are so woke. IQs are questionable!

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When hell freezes over.

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April Fool's Day and 30,000

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6/17/2022 retirement and 31,497 cases on that day. Because vaccines are safe and effective!

I hope someone with some guts hauls him back in for a full accounting of his actions that past 2 years. Not only should he not get his retirement, he should go to jail.

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When he gets a position on the board of Pfizer

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I predict they will bring masking back before Fauci retires

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I guess 1st April like below but it is my Birthday, that would surely bring me the greatest gift...

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June 5th, 25,000 cases. He will do this quietly (so he doesn't have to explain rising cases) and the corporate media will help, as they have all along.

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December 31, 2022. After the MASSIVE midterm loss by the Democrats but before they can seat a Congress to investigate him. He'll spike his pay before that to get maximum griftage for the rest of his life in a country without an extradition treaty with the USA.

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Unless he's going to get indicted, which would be warranted, he's not going to quit. Why would he quit? He can flip-flop, mouth off unsubstantiated claims, and get paid to toe the government's line and be a good steward of the latest mainstream media fake news narrative. I would never quit a job like that. He even gets paid well for a government agent.

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Right after Nov. 2022 elections, if Republicans take the House and Senate, or November 2024 if republican wins presidential election.

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Good Friday 4-15-2022.

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July 31, 2022 and 21,854 infections (for a tiebreaker I say deaths will be 548)

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May 1, 2022. Zero Cases. He cured it... Coincidentally and totally unrelated, all labs are unable to report new cases because servers crashed.

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April 1, fool

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You mean Dr Death not Dr Science. He’s a damn psychopath. I’d retire too after the billions he made. POS

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it's pathetic if this guy is allowed to retire and get his benefits. He needs to be in jail. effing republicans better do something about that.

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Mar 19, 2022·edited Mar 19, 2022

August 25,2030, 185,463 infection rate

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I agree with Aja and RadMom; Fauci is such a narcissist, his official retirement day will be his birthday. 12-24-22 and 45,000 cases.

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Alex, it seems like you don’t want a winner. No one will get it, but here goes…

Fauci will retire on May 27, 2022, with 4,103 cases.

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February 29, 2024. 5 million infections.

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On the one hand, Fauci is not the type to quit so I imagine that he'll hang on as long as possible. However, it is looking like the Dems are already nudging him out to avoid him becoming a Republican talking point once the election season hits its stride. Fauci is an easy scapegoat at this point but the Dems would probably prefer not firing him either.

So with that in mind, I think Fauci will quietly exit his job will be during the summer vacation season. Backtracking from that, let's figure that he needs to give something like a 90 day notice given his top level position and I am willing to say that he announces his retirement on Friday afternoon April 29, 2022 (with it hitting the news cycle for Saturday morning April 30th, 2022).

And for number of infections on April 29, 2022 ? I will guess 99,000 (so that Fauci can point to a case load south of 100K as leaving on a victory note).

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Nov 9, 2022 and 90,000 cases. Nobody offers to carry any boxes of stuff from his desk to his car. 🙄

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The twelfth of never…….

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How about guess the first date that the CDC acknowledges the PHE data?

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I got your audiobook. Your voice is soothing, Alex. I listen to Pandemia as a sleep aid now. ApocalypseASMR.

It's great work by the way.

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I already have your book, but please keep us updated. It will be a riot watching this play out. We’d all love this POS gone tomorrow…..

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HES THE GRIM REAPER WITH A MANICURE.

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March 15, (Ides of March) Et tu Biden and 14986

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The day after the election; Nov 9

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