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A friend sent this to me tonight.... It kind of fits

In the spirit of the comedy routine, "Who's on First"; ..... I think Fauci is Bud here:

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’

Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?

Bud: ‘Yes.’

Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?

Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’

Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’

Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’

Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.'

Bud: ‘Ok.’

Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Bud: ‘That’s right.’

Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Certainly.’

Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Bud: ‘That’s fine.’

Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’

Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’

Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’

Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’

Bud: ‘I know.

Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Bud: ‘Take it easy, buddy.’

Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Bud: ‘Correct.’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.

Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’

Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work?’

Bud: ‘No. Masks work very well.’

Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’

Bud: ‘Look, just listen to the science, OK?

Lou: OK, what about the flu? It's been eradicated right?

Bud: yes, because masks and social distancing work!

Lou: they work for flu, but not for covid?

Bud: no, they work for both diseases

Lou: so how have we eradicated the influenza corona virus with masks and social distancing, but the covid coronavirus still circulates freely? It's almost like it's spreading by another means...

Bud: Oh don't start your tin foil hat anti-vax crap again Lou!

Lou: Bud, are you drunk? The unvaccinated people are healthy and not wearing a mask. The vaccinated people are wearing a mask, sick, and afraid of getting infected with a virus that has a 99.997% survival rate,

that they are fully immunized against. This is insanity Bud!

Bud: Yeah, you are insane Lou. You not wanting to inject yourself with an untested experimental cocktail of pathogens is selfish. You are putting us all at risk!

Lou: how am I putting you at risk, and what is the risk exactly?

Bud: you won't get vaccinated. That creates a risk for me

Lou: so your medicine doesn't work unless I take mine?

Bud: correct. The vaccine only works if everyone takes it

Lou: but everyone CAN'T take it, Bud. Why would I want to get vaccinated?

Bud: to be safe from the virus. So you don't have to wear a mask or social distance anymore

Lou: do you feel safe Bud?

Bud: no

Lou: can you still get infected?

Bud: yes

Lou: Can you still spread it?

Bud: yes

Lou: do you still have to wear a mask?

Bud: yes

Lou: do you still have to social distance?

Bud: yes

Lou: so again, why should I get the vaccine?

Bud: because we have to eradicate covid

Lou: how would the vaccine eradicate covid?

Bud: herd immunity

Lou: you do know that you can only get herd immunity through antibodies produced either by infection or by vaccines right?

Bud: yes, flatten the curve

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What's the difference between "no" and "hell no?"

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What does it mean if Fauci is fully corrupted or simply corrupt!

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I posted earlier something that Alex has missed. The death rate is rapidly climbing in China. They are dying of laughter watching what is going on in the U. S.

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Kinda like the coroner on Wizard of Oz: “As Coroner, I must aver I thoroughly examined her.

And she's not only merely dead, She's really, most sincerely dead.”

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And death by vaccine is a much milder death, you know.

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60% of the time it works, every time.

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Q. What does it mean to get 'fully vaccinated'?

A. That you need to get your head examined.

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How about, with homage to Money Ball, "If vaccines are effective, how come they have no effect?"

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I’ve had some say maybe they are just pushing harder and harder for 100% compliance to have no control grouo and therefore no proof they don’t work and actually kill

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airlines are great examples of euphemistic propagandistic language... " in the event of a water landing" AKA crash in the ocean. "in the event of a loss of cabin pressure" = explosive decompression ( usually deadly).

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How about,

Why do you need to make me get injected? Doesn't your vaccine work?

Why do you need me to wear a mask? Doesn't yours work?

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Covid Logic 1a:

My anti-cavity toothpaste only works if you brush your teeth with it.

My bulletproof vest only works if you wear one too.

My diet only works if you’re dieting.

My umbrella only works if you carry one.

My toilet paper only works if you wipe your ass.

My rubber only works if you wear one too.

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If you love playing with words, then consider this gem:

The origin of the word "vaccine" is basically the latin word for "cow".

In other words, to be "vaccinated" is to be "cowed". And what does the dictionary tell us cowed means? To be frightened into submission.

The vexed are the cowed. Simple as that.

C O V I D -19

or

C O W E D -19

???

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Screwed or completely screwed. Biden getting installed is screwed. Him not finishing his term and the cackling dolt installed is completely screwed.

Royally screwed (didn't want to go here, but...) ? Cackling dolt gets tossed and that batshit crazy great grandmother Pelosi gets the nod.

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I am completely immune to Grandpa Tony.

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With the current definition of vaccination, what’s the difference between vaccination and medication?

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