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A friend sent this to me tonight.... It kind of fits

In the spirit of the comedy routine, "Who's on First"; ..... I think Fauci is Bud here:

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’

Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?

Bud: ‘Yes.’

Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?

Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’

Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’

Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’

Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.'

Bud: ‘Ok.’

Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Bud: ‘That’s right.’

Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Certainly.’

Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Bud: ‘That’s fine.’

Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’

Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’

Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’

Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’

Bud: ‘I know.

Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Bud: ‘Take it easy, buddy.’

Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Bud: ‘Correct.’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.

Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’

Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work?’

Bud: ‘No. Masks work very well.’

Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’

Bud: ‘Look, just listen to the science, OK?

Lou: OK, what about the flu? It's been eradicated right?

Bud: yes, because masks and social distancing work!

Lou: they work for flu, but not for covid?

Bud: no, they work for both diseases

Lou: so how have we eradicated the influenza corona virus with masks and social distancing, but the covid coronavirus still circulates freely? It's almost like it's spreading by another means...

Bud: Oh don't start your tin foil hat anti-vax crap again Lou!

Lou: Bud, are you drunk? The unvaccinated people are healthy and not wearing a mask. The vaccinated people are wearing a mask, sick, and afraid of getting infected with a virus that has a 99.997% survival rate,

that they are fully immunized against. This is insanity Bud!

Bud: Yeah, you are insane Lou. You not wanting to inject yourself with an untested experimental cocktail of pathogens is selfish. You are putting us all at risk!

Lou: how am I putting you at risk, and what is the risk exactly?

Bud: you won't get vaccinated. That creates a risk for me

Lou: so your medicine doesn't work unless I take mine?

Bud: correct. The vaccine only works if everyone takes it

Lou: but everyone CAN'T take it, Bud. Why would I want to get vaccinated?

Bud: to be safe from the virus. So you don't have to wear a mask or social distance anymore

Lou: do you feel safe Bud?

Bud: no

Lou: can you still get infected?

Bud: yes

Lou: Can you still spread it?

Bud: yes

Lou: do you still have to wear a mask?

Bud: yes

Lou: do you still have to social distance?

Bud: yes

Lou: so again, why should I get the vaccine?

Bud: because we have to eradicate covid

Lou: how would the vaccine eradicate covid?

Bud: herd immunity

Lou: you do know that you can only get herd immunity through antibodies produced either by infection or by vaccines right?

Bud: yes, flatten the curve

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Alternative ending: Lou dies of a stroke. It’s coded as Covid related.

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Now I’m Doubly ROFL!!! 😂🤣😂

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lol

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Sounds like some of my daily conversations! Except it omits the tax dollars part that apparently the vaccinated are paying for all the unvaccinated in hospitals.

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Too bad they don’t bring up the tax dollars that have been wasted on this broken vaccine

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For that we have our illustrious FDA to thank for approving the vaccines. Big Pharma had a very “Happy Holiday” thanks to that unwarranted approval.

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Exactly, how much has been tax/government funded versus pharma funded (yet they keep all the profits charging 30x+ the cost to make)

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Too bad they don’t mention the tax dollars spent treating overweight people for heart disease and diabetes. Too bad they don’t say a word about the tax dollars spent on alcoholics and drug abusers.

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Exactly…they didn’t want to hear any of those points…

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so true!

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Well done! Thank you!

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Great, is there a way you can share this so I can forward?

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you can copy and paste and put it in an email and send it that way. If you have issues let me know and we can work something out.

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Copy & Paste.

susanb4 hr ago

A friend sent this to me tonight.... It kind of fits

In the spirit of the comedy routine, "Who's on First"; ..... I think Fauci is Bud here:

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’

Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?

Bud: ‘Yes.’

Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?

Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’

Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’

Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’

Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.'

Bud: ‘Ok.’

Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Bud: ‘That’s right.’

Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Certainly.’

Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Bud: ‘That’s fine.’

Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’

Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’

Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’

Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’

Bud: ‘I know.

Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Bud: ‘Take it easy, buddy.’

Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Bud: ‘Correct.’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.

Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’

Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work?’

Bud: ‘No. Masks work very well.’

Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’

Bud: ‘Look, just listen to the science, OK?

Lou: OK, what about the flu? It's been eradicated right?

Bud: yes, because masks and social distancing work!

Lou: they work for flu, but not for covid?

Bud: no, they work for both diseases

Lou: so how have we eradicated the influenza corona virus with masks and social distancing, but the covid coronavirus still circulates freely? It's almost like it's spreading by another means...

Bud: Oh don't start your tin foil hat anti-vax crap again Lou!

Lou: Bud, are you drunk? The unvaccinated people are healthy and not wearing a mask. The vaccinated people are wearing a mask, sick, and afraid of getting infected with a virus that has a 99.997% survival rate,

that they are fully immunized against. This is insanity Bud!

Bud: Yeah, you are insane Lou. You not wanting to inject yourself with an untested experimental cocktail of pathogens is selfish. You are putting us all at risk!

Lou: how am I putting you at risk, and what is the risk exactly?

Bud: you won't get vaccinated. That creates a risk for me

Lou: so your medicine doesn't work unless I take mine?

Bud: correct. The vaccine only works if everyone takes it

Lou: but everyone CAN'T take it, Bud. Why would I want to get vaccinated?

Bud: to be safe from the virus. So you don't have to wear a mask or social distance anymore

Lou: do you feel safe Bud?

Bud: no

Lou: can you still get infected?

Bud: yes

Lou: Can you still spread it?

Bud: yes

Lou: do you still have to wear a mask?

Bud: yes

Lou: do you still have to social distance?

Bud: yes

Lou: so again, why should I get the vaccine?

Bud: because we have to eradicate covid

Lou: how would the vaccine eradicate covid?

Bud: herd immunity

Lou: you do know that you can only get herd immunity through antibodies produced either by infection or by vaccines right?

Bud: yes, flatten the curve

And don’t forget about all those wasted tax $$$$

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Spectacular!

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Excellent! :)

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Oh my god! ROFL 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I have to share this!

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Absolutely hilarious!!! 🤣😂

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Having a hell of a time copying. I only have a phone, a note 8 in fact to work with. Help! Plz!

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What's the difference between "no" and "hell no?"

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Being mostly dead all day is not good either

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Inconceivable!

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What does it mean if Fauci is fully corrupted or simply corrupt!

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Fauci just announce today that the "Booster" is for "Optimal" protection; that the definition of FULLY Vaxxed will stay as FULLY Vaxxed with No Booster required to meet definition of FULLY Vaxxed, only that a "Booster" is "Optimal". "Optimal" for what? Clots,Strokes,Heart Inflammation, Death? Fauci didn't say !

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Optimal for his power and bank account

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He can really sling the bullshit. "Optimal" means nothing in that context.

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🐎💩 for sure!!

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Yes, "Fully Vaxxed" is officially sub-optimal, with a nod to Jimmy Chill.

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Or being fully "full of it" or just "full of it" 😂😉

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Optimally full of it.

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He’s totally simply fully corrupted and CORRUPT beyoooooond imagination!

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He’s absolutely corrupt.

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I posted earlier something that Alex has missed. The death rate is rapidly climbing in China. They are dying of laughter watching what is going on in the U. S.

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Of Covid or the vaccines (they use Sinovac? And ramped up the jab mandate in July/August?)?

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Best way to go.

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Kinda like the coroner on Wizard of Oz: “As Coroner, I must aver I thoroughly examined her.

And she's not only merely dead, She's really, most sincerely dead.”

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Seems appropriate, since we're being run by 'The Lollipop Guild.'

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😂👏👏👏

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That's one snippet of song we've always enjoyed singing in this family!

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After breathing in helium!

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😂

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And death by vaccine is a much milder death, you know.

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Yup, and if you're vaxxed and still die from Covid19, it could of been worse! Worse than Dead?!

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You can die with a smug, self-congratulatory smirk on your face if you're one of the good ones that took the shots.

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I can't laugh at this one, having been seriously injured by the Pfizer poison injection. I'd rather have died of covid.

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Oh gosh I am so sorry for you! I can't imagine having to say that. I have Covid currently day 10 of symptoms, finally the first morning with out a fever. This virus wipes you out. But I think myself and my husband are getting over it, albeit slowly.

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I'm sorry. It really isn't funny, or it's black humor at best, and I mean that in a non-racial way. I have close friends and family members who've been hurt bad by the Pfizer, Moderna and JJ shots. Frightening symptoms that need coronary ablations and/or meds. Diabetic loss of control, platelets out of control. If I, one individual living nowhere special know 8-10 people in this boat, these are no ordinary vaccines.

I pray each day for people hurt by the shots, and those struggling with covid.

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It's okay. No offense taken. I appreciate your compassion for those who, due to ignorance, or severe pressure from others, or any number of other reasons, succumbed to getting the covid poison injections.

At least I'm now aware of the truth! I'm afraid there are many people who got vaxed, suffered adverse reactions, but who nevertheless refuse to admit that the vax caused their adverse reactions. That level of abject, extreme denial is really scary, isn't it?

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Is there a variant for that?

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More like a deviant than a variant.

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60% of the time it works, every time.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Q. What does it mean to get 'fully vaccinated'?

A. That you need to get your head examined.

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How about, with homage to Money Ball, "If vaccines are effective, how come they have no effect?"

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I’ve had some say maybe they are just pushing harder and harder for 100% compliance to have no control grouo and therefore no proof they don’t work and actually kill

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airlines are great examples of euphemistic propagandistic language... " in the event of a water landing" AKA crash in the ocean. "in the event of a loss of cabin pressure" = explosive decompression ( usually deadly).

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Oh but you CAN land in the water.."ditching". But the vaccines are bad 100% of the time.

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Yep. Captain Sully showed us that, ditching the completely disabled airplane in the Hudson River. Masterful!

But both traditional and fake "vaccines" (bioweapons posing as vaccines) are bad 100% of the time, as you say.

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How about,

Why do you need to make me get injected? Doesn't your vaccine work?

Why do you need me to wear a mask? Doesn't yours work?

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Covid Logic 1a:

My anti-cavity toothpaste only works if you brush your teeth with it.

My bulletproof vest only works if you wear one too.

My diet only works if you’re dieting.

My umbrella only works if you carry one.

My toilet paper only works if you wipe your ass.

My rubber only works if you wear one too.

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If you love playing with words, then consider this gem:

The origin of the word "vaccine" is basically the latin word for "cow".

In other words, to be "vaccinated" is to be "cowed". And what does the dictionary tell us cowed means? To be frightened into submission.

The vexed are the cowed. Simple as that.

C O V I D -19

or

C O W E D -19

???

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Screwed or completely screwed. Biden getting installed is screwed. Him not finishing his term and the cackling dolt installed is completely screwed.

Royally screwed (didn't want to go here, but...) ? Cackling dolt gets tossed and that batshit crazy great grandmother Pelosi gets the nod.

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Hoping GOP wins House and Senate , makes Nancy hand her precious gavel to Trump, then Joe & Kamala get Impeached and convicted and DJT becomes POTUS. And all the dead Biden voters roll over in their graves. The ensuing Tsunami wipes out Obamas beachfront properties. And the view gets canceled.

I know it’s just a fanciful dream, but it makes me feel good.

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I am completely immune to Grandpa Tony.

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Wonder if Pfizer has a pill for that 🤔

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It will be “Optimal” , don’t you worry.

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Hahahaha 🤣

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With the current definition of vaccination, what’s the difference between vaccination and medication?

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or vaccine and toxin?

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Good point Z! Most all medicine is in fact a toxin to organic tissue

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As Alex has framed it better, previously ["Don't think of it as a vaccine"] - vaccination is an alternative therapy.

Early on, when we began performing angioplasty on renal artery stenoses in patients with hypertension - we viewed the procedure as just that: an alternative therapy - like adding another anti-hypertensive pill/medication to the patient's regimen - but without the usual accompanying ill side-effects, and always presented with full caveats.

AIDS/HIV has a similar history. No vaccine. Alternative therapies.

In most situations, there are many methods one may employ in achieving one's ends.

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there is no a diff now. How convenient right!

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