This just in: Biden promises to respond to a Russian invasion of Ukraine as well as he’s handling Covid, inflation, crime, and Afghanistan

In other news, the invasion starts in 3, 2, 1…

Meanwhile, in Tehran:

This is what happens when the United States looks weak to the world.

ALT: Ever wondered what it would be like to have Jimmy Carter with dementia as President?

Yeah, me neither. But now we know.

ALT ALT: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

ALT ALT ALT: At this point the Biden’s administration’s top policy achievement is getting me kicked off Twitter.

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Team Reality always has more room: