On "polyamory," "ethical non-monogamy," and all the other depressing ways to pretend you aren't just cheating

I read about this wannabe trend so you don't have to

After Tuesday’s piece on how the United States is headed down the greased pole to the hell that was 1972, only with electric cars and stronger drugs, I decided I’d better read up on the current version of free love.

Aka wife-swapping. Or swinging. Or dropping ‘ludes and balling each other’s old ladies, man.

Spoiler alert: it’s all nonsense.

Nonsense dresse…