Your baby has had a stroke, along with a cardiac arrhythmia. This is normal these days because of pandemic stress in utero. Be sure to get your QR code imprinted on his forehead before you go home as it's required to leave the hospital. I'm allowed to say "his" because I studied biology.
Oh! And make sure you tell everyone your son is gra…
Your baby has had a stroke, along with a cardiac arrhythmia. This is normal these days because of pandemic stress in utero. Be sure to get your QR code imprinted on his forehead before you go home as it's required to leave the hospital. I'm allowed to say "his" because I studied biology.
Oh! And make sure you tell everyone your son is grateful for the protection the vaccine provides and to get vaxxed and boosted if they haven't already. We have his gender reassignment surgery scheduled for next week, toodle-oo!
Your baby has had a stroke, along with a cardiac arrhythmia. This is normal these days because of pandemic stress in utero. Be sure to get your QR code imprinted on his forehead before you go home as it's required to leave the hospital. I'm allowed to say "his" because I studied biology.
Oh! And make sure you tell everyone your son is grateful for the protection the vaccine provides and to get vaxxed and boosted if they haven't already. We have his gender reassignment surgery scheduled for next week, toodle-oo!
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