Join me. Become a terrorist threat.

#terroristthreat

Yes, you get to be a federally certified terrorist threat…

And you over there get to be a federally certified terrorist threat…

And YOU in the back get to be a federally certified terrorist threat too!

How? Just retweet this message. It’s about Covid and it’s “misleading.” See? Says so right on the screen.

BOOM! (So to speak.) Just like that you’re a terrorist threat. Who says? Why, our very own Department of Homeland Security!

Feel free to add your own message to the people who think the First Amendment is so 2020, too.

Seriously, though, please tweet this. I would like nothing more than to see #terroristthreat trending.