Is it monkeypox, or crystalpox?
Once again, honesty is going to prove tough for the public health authorities
Are you a gay man?
Specifically, are you a gay man who likes sex with lots of other gay men? Maybe in a bathhouse? Maybe names optional? Maybe with a meth bump on the side?
No? Are you sure?
It’s cool if you are, no judgments. They’re called glory holes for a reason, people!
Still no?
Okay. Don’t worry about the monkeypox thing then.
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You can almost feel the …
