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CNN+ didn't even last as long as Jeffrey Toobin during a Zoom meeting.

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At least Toobin's tug didn't cost $300 million.

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Well, he did mess up his best friend's daughter and for doing this in my mind there is no price for destroying a young girls dream.

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Jeffrey Toobin is a young girls dream? Time for therapy

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Thanks for that mental image— can’t unsee it! 🤮

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Kamel Toe Harris the Elephant 🐘 in the room.

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LOLLLLL!!!

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Uh, Kameltoe Hairyass...

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‘Stone washed’ skinny jeans at 79.Tony,Tony,Tony…

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Totally

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I used to think Going Toobin' meant floating down a river in an inner tube, but now it has joined all of the other euphemisms (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, shaking hands with the governor, shucking the corn, debugging the hard drive, polishing the bishop, jackin' the beanstalk, ........).

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We according to Twitter and Facebook the elite media cannot use the word "Pervert " we know have to use the word Governor Cuomo.

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Flogging the dolphin.

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When Elon Musk buys twitter, it's going to be the most popular platform in the world.

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It'll be mayhem! Chaos!

I'm not a fan, so I hope it self-destructs.

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Twitter Twitter board members and the entire elite media have been breaking American laws against its own people for decades. Now they will have to start reporting the news instead of creating the news like the elite media is prone to do. Next, they will be mandating a parachute instead of a mask.

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I can envision crackpots posting bizarre stories that will send MSM twinkies running around to follow up on them. And then they'll find out those "stories" are hoaxes.

Won't that be fun?

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Agree

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My favorite before just now reading "polishing the bishop".

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Haha Rosie. Which reminds me, Rosie Palmer and her five sisters.

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Leave dolphins be

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Leave dolphins be 🤣

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hahaha. I learn new terms here every day... 😊

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Stay awakened fellow warriors. Critical thinking is our

weapon.

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Aware is right! For anyone who thinks this is over, I would ask you to do a refresher of the sequence of events over the last two years.

Ask yourself; how did that happen; what were the "techniques" deployed; why was it so hard to "resist"; and what were the pivotal moments where we could've done something.

We haven't "WON" anything yet. For surely, this will happen again if we do not learn how this happened - and how to prevent it. Now is the time to double down on our diligence. At the individual level - community to community. Nobody is going to be there to save you next time. We must be change agents.

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Fauci and Collins destroyed many lives by using the PCR tests these test are NOT FDA approved to detect contagiousness disease period. Fauci had Millions of people who they were sending these test to VIA Mail or street corner Pharmacy. Self Medicating themselves most with the wrong Medicines thinking they had covid-19 when 99% never had Covid-19. 99% of these doctors you seen on Cable news networks never seen a true covid-19 patient nor are they capable of treating or diagnosing including Fauci. The only Person besides myself is Berenson. And the CDC knows this as does the FDA and FBI being in a nationwide data bank for more than 30 years. You only have heard from Berenson what Covid-19 truly is for a disease. And their is no such thing as Long Covid this is another theory of Fauci and for you to take the mRNA shot.

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The PCR test were the "thin" edge of the knife. They were used to sow confusion on an unwitting public and to give cover for all the machinations required to carry out this monstrous experiment.

The PCR test were not designed to detect covid, but they were awfully good at spreading the virus of fear.

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April 22, 2022
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Yes to both!

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You are lucky not to know those!

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Thanks for the laugh! There were a couple I'd never heard before.

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BigTex, I hope we NEVER see Toobin toobing down the Guadalupe River - or at the nearby Opas or Omas Haus. I like that river and the fun places to visit.

(I haven't been there for a long time and hope Opas Haus and Omas Haus are still in business.)

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Yet he is still on CNN. Is Hannity leaving Fox? Big party soon. Noooo.....

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I haven't watched Hannity consistently for a while now. IS he really leaving? That'll hurt Fox!

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Waiting for the explanation....

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Vacation or time off maybe? I can only hope and will watch my TiVo'd copy tonight to get a sense of things.

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Just Randy, bringing back great memories of toobin the Guadalupe when I was in high school in San Antonio in the mid 80's.

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BigTex - absolutely! My time there was probably '78-81. May have crossed paths with you, but I'd have been an "old guy" of 28+/- to you at the time! The beer and the river were both cold, but the friendships were fun and warm. Man, those were good times and memories indeed. Thanks for spurring these comments!

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OMG! Me too! And the River Road Ice House!

The idea of Toobin toobing on the Guadalupe ... Eeeewww!

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...a pickup game of 5 on 1

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Nicely done sir

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Best chuckle today ! Thank you for that !!

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How did CNN+ miss the opportunity to feature Zoom time with Toobin! Definitely their , ahem, wheelhouse.

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Best comment!

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Euuuuu

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Poor old Jeffrey. He'll have to find a cure for cancer or something momentous just to keep the phrase "jack-off" out of his obituary.

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Do you think Fauci does his best "Toobin" to that wall behind him?

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Fauci is in love with Himself and Hillary Rodham Clinton he will do absolutely anything for both first.

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He's jealous of Hillary, cuz she has bigger b@lls than he does...

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bwahahaha

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Internet winner here...

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untouchable in 40 years +

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I know this is crass. But I hope to fulfill my dream one day of pissing on Fauci’s grave. I try not to carry hate in my heart but there are no words for how much I hate and despise that evil man

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My goal is to piss on HIM, not his grave.

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Well, you wouldn’t have to aim very high

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But the women is 7'2"

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I'm as tall as John Oats, and as a "little guy", if I had a nickel for every time I was accused of having a Napoleon Complex simply for asserting myself as any normal size human would I'd be a rich man, but in Fauch's case he is the poster boy.

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🤣

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He’d probably enjoy it.

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Probably creates a new variant

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😅

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eeeeHaaaaa!

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Justifiable judgement is not hateful, imNho. He is beyond redemption.

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He has redemption with God The Father. EVERY sinner does. I cannot “think” like God.

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He stole a significant portion of my 5yo's life. She will never get that back. I hope he rots in hell after we all piss on him.

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what was done with the children alone should have been far more than enough to lock these criminals up and yet not ONE perp held accountable as we approach May of 2022

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So sorry for your child, and the countless others of her generation.

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I feel you. It's visceral; it's in my marrow!

Just punishment would be: for all the millions of children to give him exactly one paper cut each. Not in just one day, rather drag it out for optimal results.

Directly after that, we send in a tough 3rd grader to kick his ass.

I call it PSYOP revenge.

He deserves to be ridiculed and shamed.

We would do no less, for other child abusers.

Don't forget; the children did not get a voice. They weren't even a consideration. They were used as shields for selfish adults.

If that's not evil, then I don't know what is. It's evil on a biblical order.

Never forget!

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NEVER!!!

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I couldn’t allow them to mask my kids for year 2 so it forced me to pull my kids out of school. I know lots will say they are better off, but being homeschooled and losing the interaction with their peers has not been ideal. I hate the little bastard.

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I wouldn't cross the street to give him a squirt of piss if his face was on fire.

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I think he’s evil as well.

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Oh Lord, yes!

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My dream is that Fauci and his collaborators get sent to The Hague.

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I have a hard time separating the sinner from the sin these days...

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Self-Adsorbed MENTAL Midget, Fauci is!

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That was also my dream, but once I left the military, I swore I would never stand in line again......

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hahahaha. perfect. subtle. cool

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I agree. He has to have a HEAVY security detail around him whenever he is out and about. Many, many people have lost loved ones to this psychopath.

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Ohhh let's designate a day for all to gather in that. I will bring a bottle of Tequila...

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I'll bring nachos.

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I'll bring the cheese...seeing as we have the good stuff here in Switzerland!

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I've been to Gruyere--loved it! The town AND the cheese. I brought a small block of it home with me, and made a pot of onion soup. It was wonderful.

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Yes, I am spoiled here with the variety of cheese....and chocolate! I live close to Zurich, at the bottom of the lake. :-) Love all the cheese..when they have a cheese festival here in town, I go a bit crazy. Love nachos too!

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Rosie, I am not sure if you follow Dr. Bridle from Canada, but he has a Substack too and just alerted us to a recently published paper that is astounding in its disinformation. How do we get Alex to see it, and call it out? Here is the link: Eileen xo I Am so disheartened being a Canadian myself! The paper's goal is to divide us even more!

https://viralimmunologist.substack.com/p/fiction-disguised-as-science-to-promote?r=rc3lv&s=r&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Tayabamba, Perú.

In the provincial capital of the remote Peruvian province of Pataz, from where a fast bus reaches the coast in less than 14 hours on a good day with the gravel highway free of landslides, where the majority of wheels are pickups made by a renowned Japanese company, and the economy is based on the excavation of gold and the chemical treatment of leaves from a famous bush, once lived a villain who from time to time captured travellers and murdered, raped, tortured, or robbed them. In a town of some 14,000 nearly every family had suffered his attentions.

But one day his "luck" ran out. The townsfolk had captured him. The local police wanted to take him in but their offer was not accepted, grounds being that they would let him go for a "consideration".

The villain was murdered communally in the town square, one that features all four corners at various levels. Then his body was burnt. And finally his ashes were consigned to the River Marañon, the Golden Serpent with an appetite for humanity of whatever coin.

From my brother-in-law, since childhood a farmer from the valley next door.

My point: it's a true story. And there are others like it. Anthony Fauci: civilisation is defenceless against such, Why?

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"civilisation is defenceless against such, Why?" Informed people are fine. Only the uninformed are defenseless.

It's those who uncritically accept media that end up deceived and unknowing.

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But then, why waste the pee?

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Well played sir

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Bill Gates too.

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Get in line!

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I agree! I've had chronic cognitive dissonance for the last two years because I've never experienced hate in my heart. I have to remind myself, frequently that; "hate will come for you too".

But it anew's every day I see that self-absorbed evil gnome.

Maybe Satan will have a a little gnome throne he can sit in, upon his arrival

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the fact an 80 year old man is dressing like this says just about everything you need to know

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Yes...those tiny little jeans and jacket.

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aren't they shmexy? haha he could lead worship at any American megachurch any day!

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And, look at those spiffy shoes! Come on guys, he’s going for sexiest elf of the year!

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Sexiest Elf on a Shelf. Just needs the red jumpsuit and hat.

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He reminds me of a chimpanzee.

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Now that was funny

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give him the Nobel prize for being the sexiest elf of the year!

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I thought the same

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After seeing an actual picture of him, it all makes sense now.

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It was being denied admission to amusement park rides all his life that made him what he is today.

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😂😂😂

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Hilarious!

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height jokes are easy

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“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon” — Saul Alinsky

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Agree. It means you can't think of a substantive or clever way to poke fun. It's also hurtful to all the short men who are in fact decent. It's cheap

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Since we’re doing Mom lectures now, what about a sermon on “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me?”

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My thought exactly!😂

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That's probably not the only parts of him that are tiny.

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Napoleon complex

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Small man syndrome, he's not fit to lick Napoleon's boots.

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Exactly.

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How come there's no fatman syndrome or homely woman syndrome.

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Thank you, Mr. Freud. Not all of us short guys are evil doing megalomaniacs. Most of us just come around to realize that regular size men don't respect us and all women reject us as mates.

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My uncle was 5'3" and CEO of a major conglomerate. I'll never forget as a kid watching him enter a room with dignity and authority, as a dozen much taller men immediately rose and turned to him with a mixture of fear and admiration.

He didn't know -- or at least care -- that he was short. Therefore nor did anyone else.

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as Rula Lenska once said, "Don't hate because I'm beautiful."

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I didn’t reject one. He’s tough as nails and can stand toe to toe with any giant. 😊

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I know how you feel, my guy is wonderful! And we sometimes trade clothing.

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Haha, love it. I’m all legs and arms so that doesn’t work for me. 🤪

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Nah. I'm 5' 6 and found a man my exact height. He's perfect. My first husband was 6'4"

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I tell women on dating sites that "we see eye to eye already". Doesn't seem to work.

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You're just looking at the wrong people. There is probably someone who you know as a friend that is pining for you.

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Call me elf one more time.....

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GREAT movie! Hahaha!

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Wonder how many boardroom tables he's run down. Bigger question, who lifted him up?

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LOL I would rather have a guy who drinks wine and knows things

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Love the Tyrion reference! 😆

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Great, now I have to look up Tyrion so I can appear educated, although short...

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BTW, Game of Thrones

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The character is great. The actor who played him is an ass.

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Think we could find a cock merchant for Fauxi?

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Does Santa know you're away from your work bench?

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Gosh he’s short. No wonder he’s spent the last 2 years flexing and trying to feel oh so important. Bless his heart….

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As Jack Palance said to Billy Crystal in City Slickers, “I crap bigger’n you.”

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Thats funny. When ever I would get into an intense argument with a larger human (not difficult) I would disarmingly tell them "I've had the shit kicked out of me by guys bigger than you!"

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hahaha

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At one point he managed to make captain of a basketball team. The team had a horrible season.

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To know the real Fauci read Robert F Kennedy Jr.’s book “The Truth About Fauci”. Fauci is a Dr.Mengle from the German concentration camps that did experiments on prisoners and children. His AIDS research should have had him thrown in jail and threw away the key! This guy is truly evil. Between the Aids virus and the Corona virus, he killed hundreds of thousands of people because of his narcissistic and inflated ego. All because he NEVER wanted to be proven wrong. EVIL.

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I totally agree about RFK Jrs BRILLIANT book!

Trouble is, now I can't bear to even look at this EVIL monster or listen to his voice - same for Billy Gates. How can they still be running around free? Where is the JUSTICE?

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My question also...but I heard an interesting take on this from a video..will repost it when I find it again as I think it was from a commenter from another Substack article.

What we all know is somewhat like pockets of private information, and until this information becomes common knowledge, nothing will change. We need more missionaries such as ourselves, and time unfortunately, for the truth to spread. Only when the truth is common knowledge, can accountability start to take place. We have all been more than patient ( Noble prize winning patient), but I am optimistic things will start to turn...they already are. And we all can imagine how difficult it is to accept you were wrong, and in this case, so very wrong; the decisions that so many made caused so much irreparable harm. I am not excusing anyone's evil and ignorant behaviour, but the fallout will not be pretty to witness, even with my own family members. It is tragic. But the humour is so healthy, so please carry on...we all need it.

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Hi Eileen, I applaud your optimism and I truly hope you are right. But 'they' are in too deep so they will blame all the deaths and adverse effects on Covid - not the vaccines. For them to do otherwise would be to admit the truth and they will never willingly do that. Unfortunately for them there is a massive control group who will have caught Covid naturally and gained immunity without the horrific side effects of the vaccines - US TRUE BLOODS! No wonder they want to silence us and make us take the death shots.

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Thank you Marc....this is the comment from Mark Oshinskie's latest post, and it includes that video I mentioned.

Michael Patterson 8 hr ago

The last two years have been such a rude awakening for me. It's been so hard to understand and accept that a significant percentage of family, neighbors, friends, employers and others are simply unable/unwilling to see what was obvious to me (and all other critical thinkers) in March 2020, or shortly thereafter.

Do you ever watch Chris Martenson’s Peak Prosperity podcast? Check out the 32:35 mark in the following episode (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G__wIceF_hw&t=32m35s) where Chris addresses the key stages of taking private information, such as you mention, to pockets of public information, to the flashover moment when these pockets become common knowledge?

We're not yet able to all agree that the emperor is naked, but we seem to be getting close.

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Eileen, I am SO grateful to you for taking the trouble to reach out to me. I have seen this site in passing but assumed it was all about money (which doesn't interest me) - I now know better.

A fascinating and inspiring discussion on the transition of private knowledge to common knowledge and how we should all stand for truth to stop the lies and silence.

I shall certainly return! BUT I hope we won't really have to see the murderous FAUCI naked! It would be just too much!

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You are more than welcome...just sharing with this wonderful community, and laughing a lot, ( a true bonus) gives me such hope for the future. I try not to mention the horrific bureaucrat's name....he should have disappeared from our consciousness decades ago..my hope is that he will end up only as an evil footnote in our history files. Physically removed he will be, soon enough.

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And he has not stopped—still going after more money in jabs. He thinks he has gotten away with his crimes. I hope I live long enough to see him convicted.

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don't forget the beagles, and it continues.

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Don't forget all of Fauci's lies about not funding gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Even the NIH has backed away from his lies and the latest NIH statements basically prove that Fauci was lying. Fauci did in fact fund GOF research and there are many DNA sequences in Covid that prove that the viruses in the lab are irrefutably related to covid-19.

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Judy Mikovitz also mentions him in her book, plague of corruption. He’s a criminal and has always been one! Yes he belongs in prison.

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Correction to the title of the book..it is “The Real Anthony Fauci”..sorry for the mistake.

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He reminds me a little of Gollum….

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Very astute comment.

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Definitely gets those jeans from the boys section.

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Baby Gap 🤣

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I think he gets his clothes from the cabbage patch dolls at children's palace.

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Wall of Ego indeed.

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good God, for real. jeeeez

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My former place of employment called them “I Love Me walls” 🤮

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gosh, that is a perfect name.

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Why isn't he wearing a mask?

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A disgrace to the Italian-American community. So many in positions of power who became Luciferians.

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My Italian-American family thought he was WONDERFUL just because his last name ends in a vowel. I levitated every time I listened to them. Finally I shut them up: "He's a menace! He's a quack! You think he's wonderful because he's ITALIAN? So was MUSSOLINI!"

That was the end of that.

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My family didn't fall for that "goomba" routine. Cuomo, Pelosi, Fauci...disgrazia!

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Sometimes I think there's more respect for the la famiglia Corleone.

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"This is the profession we have chosen for ourselves", [said with a raspy, emphysema voice}

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When the country of my adoption became Independent, the first migrants were families whose "last name ends in a vowel" echo your comment.

In time the "businesses" they created formed a crust around the old body of the heirs to the conquest enabling both demographics to parasitise, for the next two centuries, those whose ancestors had been here for millennia. This unholy union remains in place and in power.

"solo i miei due soldi"

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Think of Cher slapping Nicolas Cage in "Moonstruck:" SNAP OUT OF IT!"

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I would rather not think of Cher at all. She should have stopped with "I Got You Babe"!

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Oh, that’s such an incredible image. No one can forget that slap!

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never again?

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Nice job!

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Come on man!!

Height is the one thing he can't control.

Now about those murder clot shots...

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I agree, except that after TWO YEARS of lies, everything about this diminutive clown is fair game.

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What is he wearing? Strange fashion sense.

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An old man trying to look cool. He's revolting and disgusting. A monster.

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Wardrobe of a middle-schooler whose mom dresses him out of magazines.

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That's mean; he can't help that he's an octogenarian who identifies as a 7th grader

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It's 1994 David Letterman. Not exactly original; however, I understand it's difficult to find a tailor willing to cut off a pair of Armani slacks into shorts.

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😂😂😂

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🤣🤣

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Its his "hip" outfit... Like when the CBS Sunday Morning crowd interviews a musician... always looking like a D-bag wearing their leather jackets.

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Is that a bobble-head of HIMSELF on his desk??? In front of all the photos of himself...Next to all the framed articles about... himself... You think that box under his desk contains Fauci action figures, so when he's not playing with our lives, he can lie on his office floor and play with... well, you get it.

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The stuffed puppy on top of the tv gets me ~ a beagle?

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No 😳. truly a sociopath

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I see at least 2 more action figures on the book case and maybe a third.

This is like where's waldo. Oh...didn't he already have everyone asking where he was? Now we know....in his office playing with...again what you didn't quite say 😊

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It is a bobble-head of himself!!!

Maybe he's such a sad little man with no friends that he has to play with....what you didn't quite say 😊

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bwahahaha!

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Hahahahahahahaha hahahhahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha hahahhahaha hahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Same here. I can't stop laughing.

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I’m sure CNN+ is running in CIA money, same as Meta and Twitter.

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Laughing out loud. He’s the 2022 version of the mullett. Zoom call mania. Business up top. Party down low. LOL.

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Or merkin....😏

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Seriously!! LOL. LOL.

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Oh Alex, that is really funny, you made my day!! That lying schmuck should be drawn and quartered in every public square in America. He’s nothing more than Mengele of our day. He’ll never be held accountable for the people he helped kill.

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He might be held accountable depending what happens in November. Rand Paul wants to bring him up on charges for his lies on Gain of Function testimony. If that happens I’m going to make popcorn and start drinking heavily.

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Grand theatre

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That’s what I’m thinking! Hence, the popcorn and drinks.

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If that happens, I suggest it should be on a big screen with all of us watching together, eating said popcorn, and drinking merrily.

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Sounds like a plan!

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Coat, tie and button-down collar on top, weathered jeans and dock shoes on the bottom. They call that a CNN Tuxedo.

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Is there any medical gear there, stethoscopes, maybe a microscope? Some docs keep a skeleton around. Anything that tells you that this guy is a medical professional? This nation's health policy is being run by an eighty year old Prius driving grad student from Robin Williams' office in Good Will Hunting. I figured he would have the Oracle of Delphi behind him or something.

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I love the CNN+ Hack wore her tall heals to really tower over the mutt. Nothing bad about being small unless it is small-mindedness of which Fauci is in spades. He dresses like a mullet haircut - business on the top, party on the bottom. Looks like he’s trying to be hip or whatever. What a putz.

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Gosh, if I met him in person I would burst out laughing.

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He belongs in the electric chair

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Don’t forget his booster seat.

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OMG..I can't stop laughing...the visuals are too much!

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I'd love to think this is the last we'd ever see of the quacking midget!

But let me add...funny how Fauci hasn't said anything about rescinding the mask mandate.

Maybe he's been renting Biden's basement.

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He’s a son of a bitch for the damage he’s done to our mental well-being.

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Our mental state has been declining for decades. But he killed millions.

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Worldwide Fauci has been destroying lives for more than 40 years most dont know the half of what Fauci has done. He has not only destroyed the economy in the USA and globally but lives with his bad wrong choices of medicines and treatments. How he remains in anything to me it is totally unknown. The people who are in charge are not living in objective reality.

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I agree with you. Hopefully we will find out through subpoena what he has done to our lives when a new congress comes into power.

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Objective reality isn't a requirement for government employment.

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You have a point, there.

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I love the term ‘quacking midget’ however, after serious consideration, it can’t top what you called our ever-so brilliant Vice President……..’Giggling Dipshit’!!! LOL, LOL,LOL

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She really is breathtakingly stupid.

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I so agree with you RioRosie, she’s so embarrassing, and I’m originally from Venezuela where we had and have plenty to be embarrassed of, Chavez, Maduro and all their entourage😣

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This administration seems to have made its policy to appoint the most ridiculous people. The vice president is a nincompoop. The secretary of transportation is another one. And then there's the Admiral of the Transgender Navy, who wants us to believe he's a woman.

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Ok, RioRosie, I’m writing this down, Nincompoop (Harris).Then we have the all too famous Giggling Dipshit (Harris again). Let us not forget Quacking Midget, (Fauci) AND, wait for it….wait for it…..Admiral of the Transgender Navy. We have a winner. Admiral of the Transgender Navy. OMG, OMG! I chose the last one because it brings forth an image that I know I’m going to wake up laughing in the middle of the night.

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Oh. My. God. Denise! Just watched Tucker Carlson and saw the latest installment of The Giggling Dipshit's Greatest Hits.

She really needs to shut up.

Every time I hear her name mentioned on TV, I think, Oh damn. What has she done now?

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It really is a freak show, isn't it.

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The Sec of Trans....Mare Pete...? Let's not forget the nonbinary drag queen in charge of Nuclear! End of Days!

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What about our Secretary of Defense who adorns himself with 2 masks, a face shield and gloves to protect his daily manicure.

What an embarrassment, he is, to all our brave soldiers.

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OMG..haven't heard the word nincompoop for ages.....thanks for that!

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Oooh! Now do the cackling energy secretary? I know you'll think of something better...

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And who mandated covid patients into old folks homes.

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here's to hoping Elons tender offer goes forward and Barenson can start up with tweets like this.

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I do sort of wonder if he has stilettos in his closet

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Bet that they had him stand on a box during his glory days of the Covid Task Force conferences.

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Birks would really have talked down to him otherwise!

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Birx is now on the board of Innovia, specializing in COPD.....the next big money-maker. IF there is a next, of course....whole world is off-kilter.

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grrrr

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Might be my favorite post of yours thus far

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Duke Fan.... one more reason he sucks.

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Soon he'll be hosting "Tales from the crypt".....

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Yeah that wall is a red flag…

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The even more politically incorrect term is grotesque little mushroom.

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I prefer to think of him as a mushroom farmer. The way they grow mushrooms is they feed them shit and keep them in the dark!

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Scarily - you may have described the 80 million who bought into the MSM propaganda......

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I think you’re probably right and it makes me sick.

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They bought and sold a load of it between the ears.

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..that is only in the USA..what about all the others around the world who bought into this shit, hook, line and sinker?

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Also, isn’t a mushroom a fungi?

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Well, for all I know he is a fun guy.

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What did the female mushroom say to her girlfriend about her boyfriend?

"He's a fun guy."

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Technically, a mushroom is a fruiting body. Not going to touch that with a 10-foot pole.

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I considered pointing that out, too, but this is too much fun to get bogged down in technical details like that. Maybe some other time.

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I gotta tell ya…….my cheeks are hurting from smiling from ear to ear……I may have to take a pill!

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Big smile on that one!

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Oh my God, corn is running amok! Smiling……

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corn pop?

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Well, I have to admit I didn't make it up myself. It definitely is a funny joke, though. (Are you sure an average nine year old would get it instantly? I don't think I'd have gotten the joke when I was nine years old...)

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(snort)

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You didn’t really just say that!? Very good,funny.

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Oooh, I like that!

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Fauci in trendy designer jeans is something I never needed/wanted to see.

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clearly pre-distressed too

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Wow. He's really a shrimp. You can really appreciate the small man issues he must have when you see his stature.

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Technically I believe he’s a krill.

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wearing the mini hipster outfit usually reserved for 5 year olds

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Here for the comments. And they don’t disappoint. Lol.

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Dude used to lead off the newscasts. Now he's on CNN. Next it'll be the top left square on Hollywood Squares.

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He can hang all those pictures and fake certificates on the wall of his death row cell.

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Keep smiling Fauci; very soon someone is going to wipe that smile off your face.

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can't come soon enough !

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He can’t even read the top row on his ego (I Love Me) wall.

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I’m freaking dyin’ here! 😂

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A fitting final nail in CNN and the CDC's coffins.

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The final guest? There's some irony in that, if not foreshadowing.

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No way... CNN+ just needs another booster and it'll be fine. Tell em Fauc...

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You poke fun

But he is responsible for the torture and maiming of millions

Going back to HIV and orphans

Through the Plandemic

How many are dead?

How many maimed?

When the dust settles he, Peter Daszak and friends will have done more damage than Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot

Height has nothing to do with it

His level of smug sociopathy is sky high

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Agree, I can’t even joke about it. My hostility towards that little runt is off the charts. I wish him to die a horrible death. Slow and torturous!

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It’s tough

Wish him well

It’s a terrible burden to bear the evil he has caused

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Back in the old neighborhood, he's "Tony Pharma".

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So, who put the basketballs on the top shelf. Tony couldn't reach it with a chair.

As Randy Newman taught us, short people got no reason...

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Until CNN creates the next Hoax.

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I never knew he was that short, now it all makes sense.

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