How about never? Does never work for you?

ALT: When hell freezes over or the Jets win the Super Bowl, whichever comes first

What’s genuinely odd about this is that the uptake in 5-11 year-olds has been terrible, so I don’t get the upside. Again the testing has been rushed - they don’t even have the dosing right - and if kids start having serious reactions the anger will be off the charts.

Then again logic is playing less and less of a role in the way the US is handling the jabs - why should this be any different?