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Crime docket is empty as usual, so expect a delay. The security guard is running behind too, his lipstick didn't match his purse so he went looting. Be patient.

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Bob - That's sick.... But it's pretty funny.

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Felt uncomfortable posting it, but somewhere in California the likelihood it has happened is possible.

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Oh, no! Don't feel uncomfortable. As I read it, I lol'd, and I thank you for the laugh.

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I agree! I live in the Bay Area and I laughed out loud!! So appreciated the humor! You know If the shoe fits…,

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.....as long as it matches your handbag.

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Me too!

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In Cali, "the impossible" is soooo last year! My neighbor just married her Cocker Spaniel, I gave them a Crock-Pot. Here, you can be whatever you choose to be!

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Did I read somewhere that crock pots are racist?

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That would be the crock pot calling the kettle…..a kettle of color?

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Brilliant!

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That’s a total crock

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Very good! You crock me up!

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Most probably. Air, lint and math are.

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I wish there was a laugh button. Thanks for my laugh of the day.

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I hope you’re joking. If not, that woman is sick and that poor dog needs to be taken away from her because she’s prob doing horrible things to it! She belongs in prison or in an insane asylum.

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The latter seems more appropriate.

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I ADMIT...i was inspired by the woman trying to breast feed her Cat, on a cross Country flight! I hear she was 86'd for the cats "ungodly Shrieks!" But, not the Breast feeding! That elevates La Leche League to another level!

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Don't you mean Crack-Pot?

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Insanity

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Almost certain I would guess.

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Agreed!

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Possible? How about probable.

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LOL look at all your likes!!!!!!!! great comment!

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440 likes!!

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Tell that to responsible attentive SF citizens, that couple of dozen there…

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LOL. I'm one of the dozen trying to save SF from insane leftists

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I believe a youtuber Salty Cracker is standing firm too. Good luck, stay the course.

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anyone else sick of people taking selfies of themselves as they get stabbed with this poison? are they afraid we won't believe its true or something?? personally I still don't think many of these politicians took the real poison.. but I'm a 100% skeptical MF'r about everything so that's just me.

Bob, I appreciate that Salty Cracker info, never heard of him but just subscribed on Youtube.. good stuff!

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We shall pray for you as you need all the help from all the religions out here to save SF. Hang in there & at least you have us here!! 😐😊

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Did some move back? Why?

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Some of us still want to leave. Got a place in your garage for me?

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Move away. I did. It's freeing.

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I'm a renter. It's not always that easy. Especially at this point. I have wanted to leave for months.

Where did you move from and to?

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I it’s not my former home town is a marxist idiot cesspool from a distance it looks beautiful on clos.er inspection it reeks of urine and feces physical and politically.

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SF went from free love and opportunity and beauty to fascist lockdown feces infested with homeless camps everywhere in 30 years. It's what Dems do.

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Don't know if you watch Tucker, but his guest on fox Nation Monday has a remedy for San Francisco and the likes. She was phenomenal.

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That's how I found out about Alex, good old Tucker. I haven't missed a show since airing. Merry Christmas.

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I thought it's called, "undocumented shopping"

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They're "liberating" merchandise.

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It's an extension of this year's Black Friday 100% off sale

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"He"

Wow! Did you just assume their gender? One can be summarily executed for such offenses in the Free City of San Francisco.

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😂😂

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How can you argue against facts? Fact: fewer cops, fewer arrests. Fewer arrests, fewer prosecutions. Fewer prosecutions.....hey!!! Crime is way down! Facts matter!🤪😜🤪🥺

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O!M!G! You need to spread the word. All these people b*tching about crime need to hear this! 😉😁👍

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Well played sir. Well played.

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Make sure you use the right pronoun when addressing said security guard😀

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That was truly hilarious. Love it!

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I got up today for this comment! Well. Done.

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Well done!

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😂🤣😂🤣

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best comment yet!!

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Besides, why do they need it, merge the MVA with civil matters…

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Everyone is doing 'Smash and Grab." Dinner break is at 6 pm

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hahahaha, great post!

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That's not the criminal court building.

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What a hoot. LOL LOL

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I hope the end result is that you literally OWN Twitter.

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THAT WOULD MAKE ALL OF THIS WORTH WHILE!!

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Don’t tease

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Rhat would be thee best ever 💪😊

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Go get em!!! Cheering you on from the sidelines, and thankful to stand behind you!

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Candace Owens failed in a Delaware court because she was “unable to prove” that the stupid fact check losers tagged her posts with malice. Wonder how AB will circumvent that precedent. Rooting harder than anything for a big win here.

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They are Left Wing Socialist/Commie Opinion checkers. They wouldn't know a fact if it hit them over their oversized heads.

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He is filing under common carrier (see his previous post).

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Must've missed it... Which post? That would be great if he didn't somehow have to prove malice intent. That seems ridiculous anyhow for a "platform" to have to prove intent by super secret fact checkers preventing information from being circulated.

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Yesterday he posted a cryptic message and we had to guess.

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Yup. He mentioned "230" at the end of his post, referring to Section 230 of the CDA.

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Ahhh yes got it. I thought that's what Candace was going after as well. Hope he's able to win this is all lunacy to me.

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And....if the vile comments, all lies, weren't intended to be malicious, that court has reached a soviet style level of jurisprudence!!

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GO GET EM ALEX !!!

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You talking about open minds or open offices?

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Would appreciate knowing where to read the filings. There are various cases that will incrementally benefit from each other. Certainly documenting the fact that what you said months ago, was in fact since verified as correct by third parties that are not presently censored accentuates the danger of politically motivated censorship relating to your experience.

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I respect going after Twitter but Alex cannot win; all he can do is document that the US is no longer a country under the rule of law.

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Can the white flag wavers give it a rest already? After the successive failures on HR1 and with Joe Manchin destroying the Broke Back Brandon bill, let's await the legal basis for the civil suit before we hop on board with the Surrender Train. SMH.

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Broke Back Brandon bill! Lol 😆

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You're right. Admittedly I was very negative, than Virginia, Rittenhouse, my lefty uncle waking up, etc. My white flag is in the rag bin. We can and will ultimately prevail. Slow and steady...

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Good advice, noted

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Good luck Alex!

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God Bless you for all your Efforts and hoping positive end results.

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Just released, this is what I'm reading.

Omicron Spreading Faster Than Delta, Infecting The Vaccinated: WHO

There is now consistent evidence that Omicron is spreading significantly faster than the Delta variant, WHO director-general Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said.

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What BENEFITS DID THE JAB and WEARING MASKS have these past 20 monthsof COVID? Surely the Fully Vaccinated should have been fully protected towards the variants.

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Not certain, but think it is 2:PM EDT.

Just wondering, If Covid in its many variations is so deadly, why aren’t homeless people dying in the streets of Major cities?

One would think that shelters and dumpsters are a breeding ground. Perhaps sunlight and vitamin D3 provide unspoken benefits.

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They are dying, but not of covid. They're dying of despair, malnutrition, and hypothermia. It's nearly freezing in SF today. Try living on the streets yourself for a while, then laugh at those who have no other choice.

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No tank yew! I seriously doubt that even 1 out of 100 "have no other choice". Most are Mentally Ill/Drug Addicts. And who knows which came first. It is a sad situation when we begin to accept that the sub-sect of society have the right to destroy beautiful cities. And that it's their "right" to choose that "lifestyle". How long will it be before we start leaving the dead "untouchables" in the gutters to rot?

A government that cannot figure out how to put an end to these derelicts destroying our public places must GO...AWAY! Here in Beverly Hills, CA for some mysterious reason, there are no homeless dregs setting up camp. But, just blocks away, in the City of Los Angeles, it looks like the worst slums in India 1947. SEE, It is quite possible to save your City...if you really care!

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Its not always possible.

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Lots of untreated mental illness.

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I just saw a sign in the muni station that 700 have died of overdose in 2020.

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Deaths of despair. If I were forced to live on the street, I'd probably kill myself as quickly as possible. A drug overdose would be my preferred way of going, if I were in that circumstance.

I'm assuming the sign in the Muni station meant that 700 San Franciscans have died of drug overdoses, right? In 2020 alone? I wonder what the number is for 2021. Probably higher yet.

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A sign in the Muni station??

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Yes I was surprised to see it there. I heard that 3x have died in SF from overdose than have died of covid. I wonder what the stats are for 2021.

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You and I are on the same wavelength, Argos.

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who put it there?

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Not sure. I was passing by on a train. Not sure what the point is as if I am somehow responsible for the grim statistic and have the power to do something to remedy the problem as opposed to TPTB.

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Where do you live? I'm stuck in SF proper and everytime I go outside it makes me crazy. And yeah, today it's darn cold.

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El Cerrito. It's bitterly cold here, too.

We never had homeless people here until the banking crash of 2008. Ever since then we've had a homeless population, and it's been growing exponentially since the advent of the covid plandemic.

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Because they didnt have to take the. Jab to be homeless

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Or, perhaps that secret stash of DDT might help clear the air??

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Just be careful. The radical Marxists have turned what once was one of the most beautiful cities in the world into a rat infested, drug infested, and crime laden hellhole. Filled with the homeless, the mentally ill, the drug lords, and of course the illegals who continue to flood across the border. Or what was the border.

Why have the radical Marxists done this to the city that used to be a national treasure? Because that is what they do and this is who they are. The citizens of SF, those who remain anyway, have nobody to blame but themselves. And they deserve their shit filled streets, daily carjackings, criminal violence, needle laden parks, tent cities, and the literal plethora of other horrible happenings that take place daily on the formerly beautiful streets. We can pray for them of course. But we can also remember, and hopefully never forget, that they have voted for this. Over and over again. They deserve every single bad thing that happens to them. Maybe someday they will wake up. But I wouldn’t bet on it.

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Remember California was literally taken from Mexico. Maybe whats happening is just karma baby

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Have you been reading those lib history books?

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OMG!!! Nooooo, that's what the Eskimos say about how we stole Alaska.

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Ooops, that is not litteral...it's fanciful...ummm, lying!

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FOFL. I approve this messsge.

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"PPE Footwear" 😁😂🤣😁😂🤣😁😂🤣

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Get em.

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Do it! Make them squirm, then make them pay with $$.

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Yesterday I walked into a Costco without a mask. They tried to stop me at the door but I walked right past the card checker. I was followed around the store by a few employees that kept reporting my position as I walked through the isles. He’s turning down isle 3 and so on . After a while they stopped following me . Silly me thought they just gave up ,but they didn’t. They actually called the River head pd on me. The cops approached me and asked for my I.D . I refused to give it to them . I also laughed at the folly of having the cops being called on me over not wearing a mask . I also had a few choice words with the cops. I basically told them that they were doing the bidding of people that wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire . Thankfully it ended there

I have a great idea for a protest against mask mandates . We should all show up at the same time in similar fashion as the democrats smash and grab creeps with no masks and proceed to shop . I wonder what their reaction would be.

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We're likely going to need more of this lest we see what's happening in Austria, right here in the good 'ole USofA.

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I’m in buffalo for Christmas. I’ve been in Costco Home Depot Lowes movie theater Panera wegmans Dollar Store, no mask. Some weird looks but never kicked out. But it’s coming.

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Waaaay down the thread and posted 45 minutes ago somebody finally answered what time SF court opens 😆…this thread is one of the most entertaining I’ve read in a long time peeps…keep up the holiday cheer : ) 👍

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Sort of like Alex's Christmas present to the group (and the world).

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This makes me happy to see you go after it.

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I'd offer to treat you to lunch, but I don't have to go into that dump of a city for work anymore. I do know where you can get the best Italian sub in Marin county however.

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And - bonus! - as per TC, Marin is the most vax compliant of all CA counties. Can Conservatives have the “Question Authority” bumper stickers that Leftists no longer use?

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There's still a few of us from the Left there that never stopped Questioning Authority. Unfortunately, Covid Command Center broke the brains of the rest.

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Yeah we have no idea what the hell happened. Used to be a free thinking place. Overrun with NPCs from the city I guess. Coming to a red state city near you.

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Don't bring Kali politics with you. Vote for what you are saying you believe in, not what you're leaving.

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Unfortunately, that's what most of them do - spread the disease, without even realizing it.

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That's what I have heard from multiple people in multiple states. Texas and Florida especially are hard hit, although I think someone from Idaho said one of their cities has been taken over by them voting for communistic ideals. It's extremely sad.

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Boise is wokie and blue yes.

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Now that is a "literate" comment. It does seem that a bit of role reversal is going on!

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Of course it is , the virtue signally county of all WELL before (but of course 😉) before it was a thing

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*signalling

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The three dots next to Reply allow you finally to edit your post. Go Substack!

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Sometimes the editing doesn't work. --- You change what needs changed, but it reverts to the original text. 😐

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Where?

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Bruno's baby

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Looking forward to this, Alex. More than you know.

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Kick their ass seabass

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Welcome to San Francisco Alex! A city of the strictest vaccine mandates and double-masked people walking alone in parks. It would be an honor to shit on a sidewalk with you!

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Here, little Blue Bird. Here, I have something for you. “Tweet!” 💥

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https://aaronkheriaty.substack.com/p/farewell-university-of-california

Please show your support for this fine doctor who was fired by UC for refusing the jab.

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Thanks for the link-- read it -- horrific treatment by overzealous butt kissing UofC president. Clearly worried about his Pharma funding.

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Go, Alex, GO!

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GO AB!!

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Take that hill Berenson! We need total and unconditional surrender!

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Are you here in person? Lots of fans around SF, despite the lunatics.

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If you're going to San Francisco, remember to wear some poop in your hair...

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But take off the tourniquet on your arm?…

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If enough people close their Twitter accounts (I have) and enough people sue like Alex, Twitter will have to rename itself Whimper!

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BITTER!!!

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God bless you. Go kick some ass.

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all the best to you today.

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Hooray!

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Go get 'em, Alex!

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Go get 'em Alex. Truth will win. You are brave in a very upside-down world. The people will soon realize the emperor is naked. It's just taking longer than I ever imagined!

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Being in San Francisco, they will likely have to be dropped off virtually. But go get ‘em Alex!

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It’s Holy Week. Everything is closed.

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LOL everyone here is so observant. More people probably observe Halloween

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They've all bussed themselves to Muir Woods for a hugging session, doncha know!

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Way to go, fighters fight. We are all behind you !!

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Live stream it!

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Get a selfie with your mask down!

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Keep us posted at presscalifornia.com. and let us know if you're driving north on Hwy 101 after. We'd like to buy you a pint in the Emerald Triangle. Can give you the down low local tour of its nuttiness too.

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You rock !!! Go get’em, tiger …….and think about all of us out here wishing you the best !!!

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After you win, it's going to be a great Movie

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Commit a crime, easiest way to get in and out without a fuss?

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we all wish you success Alex!!!

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Awesome Alex! If you need support just let us know! I'm sure their are other San Franciscans here!

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Yes!!! Just shout out and we’ll show up if you need us :)

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The truth will win!!! It has to.

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Exciting!

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ALL THE LOL's .. go Alex!

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Give these bastards hell Alex. Facts on your side just might need to go a few levels up to get fairness.

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Via con Dios, amigo.

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Yes! I have been waiting for this.

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