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Masks now sold in the TP aisle as a Plan B option for the next shortage of whatever.

#Don'tFlushThem

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HAH! Never owned a bottle of hand sanitizer. What's the point?

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Apr 1, 2022·edited Apr 2, 2022

We’ve eradicated every known pathogen since we used it for 2 years nonstop?

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That vile crap should never be used, period. Wash your hands with soap and water if they're covered with bodily fluids or mud. Otherwise carry on.

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I still have the first and only bottle of hand sanitizer that I purchased in March 2020

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Am I the only person who never used hand sanitizer during the entire pandemic? Of course, I never used it before the pandemic either.

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Jeffrey Toobin could use some.

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Saw this on the internet. Is this true? “ The WHO has proposed a P@ndemlc

Tre@ty that, if voted for, would

dissolve each country's sovereignty

And give them full control in future

"p@ndemic" scenarios. They also

changed the definition of p@ndemic

to exclude mass deaths.

The centr@I b@nker$, behind the

WHO, have placed many of the

"leaders" in countries around the

world making it possible for an

undemocratic vote.”

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During the peak, tons produced in Mexico were recalled by the FDA because they contained excessive amounts of benzene. This branding is hot, "Bye Bye Germs." Bet it would sell if it was labeled "Bye Bye Fauci."

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19 cents for hand sanitizer, but they’d give you the shot for free! Crazy times.

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I bought one 4oz. for the house and one 2oz. for the car. They are still there sitting unused in the laundry room. Still carry the same mask in my bag that I got in April 2020, also, still unused. Nobody got sick here. It proves what I started reading in Jan. 2020: Natural immunity is your best self-defense.

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Where is that hot tub time machine when you need it. Imagine the extra beer money if you bought that bin of HS today and warped back to April and May of 2020 :)

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Hold on to those, Alex. You'll need to start using that and wearing masks again about 2 months before the 2022 election. There will definitely be a spike in cases beginning in September to ensure that all ballots can be mailed to voters and all voter integrity rules can be temporarily suspended. You know COVID is so dangerous and we're not out of the pandemic yet, so we need to be able to enact emergency measures.

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I don't know what it's like in the US but in Canada we've had so many hand sanitizers recalled by Health Cabada that I've lost track. I bought one bottle in the beginning of the pandemic and now I keep a small organic hand sanitizer in my purse. However I normally use regular soap. I remember last year my then 11 year old grandson was washing his hands constantly as per school edicts. His hands became raw and inflamed. His mom spoke to the school and he cut way back on the hand sanitizer and healed. He also told me about the same time that he didn't want to hug me because he was sure he would kill me. ( don't kill Grandma). I hate what has been done to the children and fear there will be long term consequences, not just from these clot shots but with their mental health.

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That is the greatest troll job I have seen in a while. Covid-19 cent sanitizer.

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Never used them. Excess chemicals aren't good for our skin or to breathe in. BUT some sad news here from North Carolina - Piedmont area: I still see as of today, about 50% masked in retail stores, and workers are mostly masked. TJ MAXX still has their mask signs inside and out...note this area is low risk per (faux) CDC for many weeks now. BTW - let's stop using the word "mask"...it's a MEDICAL DEVICE....that the government has had absolutely no right to force on us or our children especially when we are well.....so, "I will not wear a medical device I don't need!!"

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I never bought any… still have the same bottle I had from early 2019 😂😂😂. But recently saw a place giving little bottles away for free at a wine bar 😂😂😂. Hilarious. Hate that stuff. Makes your skin dry 😛

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Now if they could cleverly extract the alcohol, blend it a bit, add a smokey flavour and put in it in nice bottle that says "Fine 12 Year Old Single Malt Quadruple Distilled Irish Whiskey" I might be tempted......

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Science says the best way to stop a respiratory disease is to sanitize your hands, 10 skin boosters per day

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We should Stock up to avoid the rush for the November election variant.

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Apr 1, 2022·edited Apr 1, 2022

Remember when sanitizer was listed on amazon for like $100?!? Lol the money, time and lives wasted on this pandemia🤯😢🤣😭

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How many companies spent millions on producing hand sanitizer?

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Just like masks and the stupid plastic gloves for restaurant workers that LA mandates, this stuff is bad for the environment. But as we’ve seen the enlightened ones don’t care about non agenda issues. They care about stopping drilling for oil instead relying on various despots for oil that we then ship in. Can you imagine how clean extraction might be if Silicon Valley put their energy to it? I get emails from our council person. Complete disconnect from workers that must take a vehicle- like gardeners or construction workers. At the grocery store some idiot wanted me to sign a petition to protect trans rights. Sorry as a woman, I do not support women literally going to the back of the line behind men.

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We stopped using that toxic shit in the very beginning. It's hormone disrupting and they were having kids rub it in 20 times a day at school. No thanks.

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Ha ha….

Unfortunately these pieces of garbage who ran this pandemic know (or think they know) how to whip up fear and frenzy among us “peasants”.

They are waiting for their next chance to spew forth some more fear porn. One of the sad aspects is that if something truly important has to be communicated, will they have enough cred. to be believed?

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My local grocery store is giving away Wipe Out antibacterial wipes. You can get one 80 count can per week. After taking a couple I've now been declining the free disinfectant.

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I knew this day would come!

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Great time to fill up the hand sanitizer strategic reserve.

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Ship them back to China.

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AT Old Navy they were free with every purchase. The day I was there, no one took it.

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Beers getting expensive. Might need to pick some up.

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They were free in Arizona when I was out there at one of the popular grocery stores

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Did you check the label?

I never bought the stuff because it said "Made in China" on every bottle.

I figured we've imported enough from the China.

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A photo worth a thousand words!

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Remember all those bullshit heartwarming stories about liquor distillers repurposing to make hand sanitizer?

Of a piece with the battleship hospitals, the spectacle of needing to keep the vaxxes below minus 20000 degrees or whatnot...THEATRE.

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I still have the one box of 50 surgical-looking masks I purchased in June 2020. I've used 10.

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It's probably the toxic contaminated stuff from Mexico.

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This entire COVID was a money maker to some and a disastrous economic downturn to most. ONE HUGE HOAX on many levels: mask does not work, the 6 feet distance they pulled out of their sleeve, the COVID injections do not work, with them people are getting sick, and also have no recourse if you have bad side effects, the lockdown was a disaster...just to show how stupid the people who came up with all of this are.

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Apr 1, 2022·edited Apr 1, 2022

The IVERMECTIN study is garbage!

https://palexander.substack.com/p/ivermectin-another-designed-to-fail

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I'm sure there are buyers ... the other day when attending my daughter's track meetup, there was this boy running 800 meters with a mask LOL ... I'm sure his mom uses lots of hand sanitizer and is triple boosted :-)

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I got some free at a clothing store recently! She scanned it as I was checking out and I was like wait, did I buy that? She was all, oh it’s free! 😂

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Some of the stores I’ve been in lately even have those handy blue masks, sitting out, free, help yourself. You’d think people would steal them. NFW. They are hardly touched….

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Just made a purchase at Old Navy this morning and the cashier said "Oh, you also get a free bottle of hand sanitizer with your purchase today". Lol

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People are catching on. Well, most people.

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Now this Alex I like!!

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That is a HOOT, 19 cents and nobody wants it, how jaded we have become, I wash my hands so much at the beginning, I got bleeding cuticles from regular soap. Maybe the soap industry had something to do with this debacle, (good starting rumor). TP and sanitizer were premium items.

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I stopped using it last year and use hand lotion instead

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I was at Old Navy last weekend and they were giving those exact hand sanitizers as complimentary (previously $5 a bottle) during check-out. So much for less plastic waste!

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Covid 19 cents?

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Funny I never wore a mask in three years except couple times entering a hospital for minor issues. Must be because I’m vaccinated by the Blood of Christ.

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