Expect Fauci to retire this year
America's (most political) Doctor knows which way the wind is blowing
If Dr. Anthony Fauci is good at one thing… it’s finding vaccines to cure deadly diseases.
I’m funning you, people! I’m just so excited that Albert Bourla DVM is finally getting the recognition he deserves I can’t control myself.
No, if Tony Fauci is good at one thing… it’s reading the room. And the polls.
And the polls are screaming red. The biggest question at this point is whether Biden’s net approval rating is closer to negative 10 points or negative 20.
Yes, November is a long way off, but what’s going to change?
Inflation, like lasagna, takes a long time to cook and a long time to eat - and that tasty reality would hold even if the Federal Reserve were inclined to fight it hard instead of being too afraid to upset Wall Street to try.
Everything Uncle Joe tried with Covid has failed, everyone knows the vaccines don’t work (because everyone knows someone, or many someones, who is vaccinated and/or boosted and/or quadruple boosted and quintuple masked and has Omicron).
And every time a woman is pushed in front of a subway in New York City or stabbed to death at work in Los Angeles, voters are faced with the ugly reality that the left’s efforts to hinder police and prosecutors have worked only too well.
So, barring nuclear war, the Republicans are going to be running the House in 2023.
Ladeez and yentlemen, I present your new Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, Jim Jordan!
Jordan’s investigators are already finding treasure in Saint Fauci’s emails; come 2023, he will have subpoena power. Which you can expect him to use to probe deeply into lotsa stuff, including what the bright boys knew or suspected about the origins of the virus, and why they insisted so loudly THAT IT WAS TOTALLY NATURAL, TOTES, ABSOLUTEMONT MY FRIENDS! (I’m in a good mood this morning, if you couldn’t tell.)
Anal probes, now available at Walmart (what a country!):
For example purposes only, but you get the idea. Tony’s seat is about to get very hot. (Boom! See what I did there?)
And he’s not going to want to retire after the election, because retiring after the election would be too obvious. Anyway, the Biden administration is sick of him too, partly because his every appearance reminds the public that Covid is still going strong, and partly because they were dumb enough to believe him in early 2021 when he told them that the ro was going bye-bye and Uncle Joe should push vaccines and get all the credit.
So, no, the grand farewell tour will probably begin sometime this summer, with articles in the New Yorker and the Atlantic.
The man’s 81 years old, he’s been working 29-hour-days for the last two years, he wants to spend some time with his family. Besides, we’ve beaten Covid now!