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"I survived the pandemic and all I got was this lousy T shirt... and myocarditis"

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I want mine to say..just kidding..got natural immunity!

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Vaccine Dodger

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oh, wish I could draw, vaccine being shot out of gun by Fauci, person bobbing and weaving...

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"Fauci is a Quack"--photo-shop Fauci's face on a duck's body.

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I'm Fully Protected....I got my two Shots of Whiskey and a Booster of Mad Elf Ale. I'm Good !!

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Does brandy and homemade oatmeal Stout confer the same protection?

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No, that's not the recipe with scientific studies affirming it's efficacy.

That would be Irish Coffee with triple distilled whiskey, cloves, and honey.

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There are coveted double blind studies confirming this.

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I drank six of those and indeed I was double blind for six hours.

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Scotch on the Rocks, is my favorite. Lots of vitamins/minerals.

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Love it! It can have multiple variations

...unemployment

...debt

...an alcohol addiction

...4 jabs and 3 bouts of Covid

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My shirt says "Don't Mask, Don't Tell" With a picture for "mask" and a syringe between "don't" and "tell'

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If Alex prints these, you deserve royalty payments.

Excellent suggestion!

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I can never have too many t-shirts.

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"I'm in the control group."

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Brilliant

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Too funny...

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I don't understand what this Substack post means. Sometimes Alex is too cryptic or esoteric

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It’s been a long week and this is more a TGIF post than anything else

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I came to the comments for clues. Good to know I’m not alone here.

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Me, too lol. But I assume Bryson Gray refers to Schwab and the NWO, and he wouldn't be wrong.

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Too late. I activated the sleeper cells.

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Post of the day!

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You see RFK JR newsletter today on Zantac? Several other good stories too?

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Carrageenan: the secret food additive with a dark past | Australian Natural Health Magazine https://www.naturalhealthmag.com.au/content/carrageenan-secret-food-additive Cancer, Inflammatory Bowel disease. Chron's, Ciliacs are nortorious ones, I'm 73, never heard of a baby needing NEXIUM until a couple of years ago. Colic yes, that is a centuries old issue, Pharma still has no real treatment for. It was quite simple when I raised 2 with it 2 drops of Paregoric. You might use once a day. Bought OTC, signed for. Nor did they get addicted, I was careful in sparce usage. Formulas are chemicals, not Mothers milk. I never produced enough. Ended up with dry powdered cow's milk boosted with thin baby rice cereal. Relax the stomach muscles, it stops.

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There was a chocolate milk that was upscale, and claimed to be so rich because the milk was from Jersey Cows.

It gave me a stomach ache, so I read the label and there was nothing natural like cream to account for the heaviness, which was very, very noticeable.

But there was carrageenan and ai am guessing a boatload of it.

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BINGO. It is a thickner. So would be thicker, even baby formula has it. I'm seeing more articles on the dangers of baby food. Not just RFK JR.

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I love it. this is epic fantastic.

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Alex, may I suggest you avail yourself to the pronouncements of Edward Dowd (former portfolio manager for Blackrock Investments). He has some amazing financial market analysis/predictions associated with the "fraudulent" COVID vaccine development by Pfizer / Moderna and the financial impact /consequences on the life insurance industry. The resultant cataclysmic affect on the financial systems will change the world.

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More coded messaging.

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FAUCET IS RAMPING UP ANOTHER BOOSTER/MASKS/LOCKDOWNS showing up in the news catcher. Next variant even worse. HOGWASH. These are believable as we will be years learning what those jabs did. https://www.kansas.com/news/nation-world/national/article259741385.html

664 Reports of Myocarditis in 5- to 17-Year-Olds After COVID Shots, VAERS Data Show

https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/myocarditis-kids-after-covid-vaccine-vaers-data/?utm_source=salsa&eType=EmailBlastContent&eId=d7346b6c-cd3d-4651-80bb-7171ca3e8c20

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TGIF! And not sure your reference here, but I ❤️ Bryson Gray

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You can say that again!

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Most people are clueless concerning the antichrist...I'm not even sure what's going on here.

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I hear you 100%. The thing is, I believe in Buddhism, based on my insane personal experiences. Remember, Jesus went to the East and basically recommended a more Buddhist/Hindu ideology for the Jews.

With everything going on right now, it's pretty hard to dismiss Christian eschatology, I admit. Listening to Alex Jones and Edward Dowd today, they basically described the antichrist pretty well: UN Agenda 2030/the WEF agenda sounds very evil. Destroy the current world, suggest an evil plan, then some "white hats" will come along and give a better sounding future. That right there is your Antichrist.

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I have no reason to believe Jesus went to the East. Proof? And when I listened to what Dowd said my thoughts were - He seems to be describing what the antichrist will be like. Jesus is the Son of God. The Messiah. No one comes to the Father except through Jesus. He said He is the Way, the Truth and the Life. The Alpha and the Omega. In the beginning was The Word. The Word was with God. The Word was God. He created all things seen and unseen. Man was created in the image of God. Due to sin, men and women must repent of sin and ask God to forgive them in the Name of Jesus, who came here as a man (who is also God) and died in the place of sinful people so that people who repent can be forgiven by God due to The Lamb of God/Jesus who takes away the sins of the world.Jesus who is God The Son became a sinless man who was The Propitiation for sins.

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"I have no reason to believe Jesus went to the East. Proof?"

There is no proof that Jesus existed. Yet I have modelled my life after his teachings. Open your mind and stop being a religious literalist. You people are nuts.

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You have modelled your life after the teachings of Christ?

A couple a points/questions on this in relation to what else you write.

It seems a bit counter intuitive to model your life on the teachings of a possibly nonexistent teacher... but aside from that, is not modelling your life based on his teaching require at least some form of literalistic interpretation of those teachings? It would seem to be a practical matter of putting such teachings into.. well, practice. There has to be some literal meaning if one is going to do any real modeling. I maybe missing something here... so perhaps a good example would be helpful. Give me a specific teaching of Christ and how you model your behavior/outlook based on that teaching without some form of literal meaning ascribed.

Thank you in advance!

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You say you" have modelled [sic]" your life after His teachings. Perhaps you have. But that is not repenting and asking God to save you from eternity in Hell, in the Lake of Fire. Repent in the name of God's Son, Jesus. None of us knows when we will die. Repent before it is too late.

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There is no "lake of fire" my friend, and if you believe that you are one heck of a sadistic person who needs to consider their life choices.

I am very sure there is such a thing as reincarnation, where "God" in your terms allows you to course-correct and atone for your sins in previous lives.

Honestly, people like you are mentally unhinged. What do I need to "repent" for? Living a life where I am a very good person and never treat other people like dirt, never kill, never break any of the other Ten Commandments? Seriously, if you aren't larping, you need to get some help. People like you are sick in the head and there is no saving you quite honestly.

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I would like to encourage you to pursue this line of thinking exhibited in your comment. I believe you are seeking truth and God will reveal himself to you. As for the antichrist, the new testament and the book of Revelation in the bible speak specifics about him and the world during his time. My fear is that the great delusion is upon us and truth is very very difficult to obtain/perceive. God bless.

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You're right about that. Now that Calvinism is having such a resurgence even "Christians" don't give a thought to the antichrist.

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Well, Fauci is kind of mysterious...

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Beats me too. I hate the antichrist is a meme. The rest, no clue.

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Sir Chris Whitty is one of the least healthy looking "top health experts" I have ever seen, and in a group that includes US top Covid cop Dr Rachel "Dude looks like a Lady" Levine and LA County's own "Skeletor" Barbara Ferrer, that says a lot about their own personal view of health.

Anyways, Whitty is back at the "1 in 3 is gonna die!!" bs again. If that is accurate and those jackals are still outlawing effective early treatment, there is nothing you can do, go live your life, they are gonna let you die, anyways.

Thanks for the failed vaxx, docs, you did great!!!

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Have to laugh. The “Lady Levine” reminds me that the first time I ever saw this person, I told my husband, “I feel so bad for her. She’s truly the worst looking woman I’ve ever seen.” I was actually thankful to find Levine is really a guy. God doesn’t make that big a mistake after all. 🤪

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He is a remarkably ugly dude,too!

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Cracked me up! True! 🤪

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Keep lots of ivm handy.

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Which is the country with the epically obese minister of health, I think Belgium?

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In Belgium's defense, they invented French fries with mayo. Soooooo goooood.

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Not anymore, Belgium chose someone a little more reasonable for TV at the end of 2020. Don't worry, we still more than our fair share here in the States!!!

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Didn't you hear? The obsession with pandemic 'fitness' is now the domain of white-supremacy ... per MSNBC.

https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/pandemic-fitness-trends-have-gone-extreme-literally-n1292463?cid=sm_npd_ms_tw_ma

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Yeaaah.... Imunna need you to be as unhealthy as possible so you'll buy lots of expensive pharmaceuticals, mkay?

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Thanks for that. News to me.

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a Great role model .

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Yes Belgium.

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Actually, 'dude' looks like a dude...

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Babylon Bee

Man of the Year

2022. So Twitter naturally banned Babylon Bee.

I don't do Twitter, I get my fix by direct subscription.

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1 in 3 because of the jab, maybe more.

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No one gets out of this life alive. 😊🤣

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A cleansing of the old and almost dead. Why spend millions per patient on half-dead people in the ICU for months when you can create a virus in Wuhan Lab, that gets the job done in half of the time. It's like a colonic cleansing for a different kind of asshole.

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In spite of all this, my 91yo FIL is hanging out, watching MSNBC and loving his pension checks. Time for a fourth clot shot!

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I still am missing a connection but I did find this ...

Bryson has released five albums this year. His most popular top 10 songs include:

Let’s Go Brandon

Trump Is Your President

Gun Totin’ Patriot

No Mask No Vax

Maga Steppin

No Vaccine

You Can Leave

False Teachers

Trump Is Your President (Remix)

Never Fold

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Thanks for this. I thought I didn't understand the post because I'm a "senior" citizen.

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Thanks for "doing your own research" and explaining this to the rest of us!!

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His opening to Let's Go Brandon is perfect

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Someone gotta do it

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That's good too as pop culture collectively pretends there's nothing horribly wrong with the Biden regime. But I was referring to the clips of Biden making ridiculous promises about the vax. And he made those statements in July 2021, months after we knew it was all wrong.

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"I Survived Brandon's Winter of Death"

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Nice

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CCG BRYSON "My pronouns are was and were"

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Dunno. Top 10 on Apple in the last year as an indie ain’t a was/were.

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Just the quote part — great t shirt.

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It must take a lot of balls to win "Woman of the year"

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LOL I almost spit out my coffee LMAO.

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I agree with you but the People who are in charge of Twitter want everyone to believe this is true!

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Yes indeed; which is one of the many reasons I divorced Twitter.

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He came honestly by the Babylon Bee award, which ended their presence on Twitter.

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I self identify as Critical Infrastructure: Top Priority.

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Brilliant

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I had to used narrative script a week ago. "Anyone who believes in a conspiracy theory, has something mentality wrong with them!"

Me: your absolutely right, how could you not trust the government?

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Benjamin Disraeli said people who don't believe in conspiracies are fools.

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A little early to be drunk, Alex.

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As long as it's random post Friday, I wanted to complain about "ethnic Firsts" Like first black woman in space, or first Hispanic on the moon, whatever. If this were 1960, sure it would make sense. But the crew of the Enterprise has always been integrated.

I realized that along with white privilege comes white expectation. If I don't succeed, I can't fall back on it's because I'm a woman or because I'm some race other than white. All I have is someone was better than me or I wasn't good enough. And I've never had a problem with that. That's my point. I understand my problems are mine to own, and yours are yours.

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Random post Friday... That's what we seem to have going on here today and I think it's a great idea! Reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's Friday radio show, where he'd take calls on any topic on Fridays!

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Open Line Friday!

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I miss Rush so much. But I believe if he were here he would be cheering on the You-Crains and bad-mouthing Putin. Controlled Opposition.

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Oliver, don’t be ridiculous. Of course other people’s problems are yours also...c’mon man!

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You're right. How unsympathetic of me. You know, we can't have a one world order with the USA functional and sovereign... It's good to see Joe's killing it on that front. It's good to see Joe, Putin and Xi all getting along so well working towards the same goal.

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And, yes, so very tired of all the ethnic firsts.

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The first black woman nominated for the supreme Court can't even define what a woman is..holy crap.

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I just want someone to say to "her", "You realize the only reason you are here is because you are black, and a woman, Right? You understand it does not mean you are the most qualified person they can find, don't you. That's pretty patronizing don't you think? You also realize by your own response, some white guy that's a judge and "identifies" as a black woman ticks even more boxes than you do as far as the people that nominated you are concerned? Accepting the nomination under these circumstances is a disqualifying action in my book and that's why I'm voting against your confirmation."

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If she can't define "woman", I wish Marsha would have asked her to define her children.

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Ummm….she’s the first black something-or-other. We’ll need to consult a biologist, to find out, per her. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I don't need to be a biologist to know she's a dog

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Or that she is the product of a privileged household who never struggled but had nothing but advantage in the Ivy League for her paint job.

Same with Cory Booker and his maudlin BS .

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The thought bubble and look on her face during his vocal and public wet dream, screamed "shut up".

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Did anyone ever ask Her what Her pronouns were!?

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The USA falls beneath a shroud of wokeness.

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I'm sure that she can define what a woman is, but to do so would be committing a cardinal sin and she's afraid of the backlash she would get by "misgendering" someone/something.

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This☝🏻

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Friends with the VP...we should've known right away!

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I don’t get it.

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I wonder if this "new variant" in the next two years that he is talking about is going to be one of the ones that escapes the bio labs in Ukraine?

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COVID Variant Worse Than Omicron Likely in Next 2 Years, Warns England’s Chief Medical Officer

... is this it?

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So they need two years to cook up the next virus?

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So, a variant slightly worse than “not very bad at all?”

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Be very afraid.

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Oh more horseshit from the all knowing medical pinheads. In 2 years anything can happen.

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I'm hoping for the rapture.

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It will be released before the 2024 election!

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Did his crystal ball tell him that?

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Magic 8 Ball.

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Nah, this stuff is planned decades in advance.

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Did you see Falsie's Fox interview today? He was bragging about how he ain't skairt of no Congressional Investigation and claims Paul is a ridiculous liar...

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I didn't catch what England's CMO said this week, but New York City's chief medical officer had a doozy of a statement: “The urgency of this moment is clear. Mortality rates of birthing people are too high, and babies born to Black and Puerto Rican mothers in this city are three times more likely to die in their first year of life than babies born to non-Hispanic White birthing people.”

Wait. How can you say "birthing people" in one breath, but "mothers" in the next?

I'm confused.

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When they keep piling up the bullshit its hard to keep it in a cohesive mound....

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I'm a biologist: A birthing person is a woman. And a woman is, or was, or potentially could be a birthing person.

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SO, only non-Caucasian 'birthing-people' can be called 'mothers'? ... is that right?

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That's my takeaway. Maybe even just black and Puerto Rican. I'm sure it all makes total sense somehow to the genius expert class.

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"Genus"?

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Species.

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So is he. You should have empathy.

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We need more biologists.

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Can you define a biologist?

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My biology teacher quit to be a professional fundraiser. Big bucks pestering people for donations.

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I would need a short-sleeve tee, as I live in the free state of Florida. Women's sizing, please!

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What is a woman????

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I don't know. Do I look like a biologist?

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Sort of.

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The Sun burning away the morning mist...

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You will have no choice, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT !

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You can fool SOME of the people ALL of the time…and

You can fool ALL of the people SOME of the time---but you can’t

Fool ALL of the people ALL of the time.

Abe Lincoln

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Reminds me of The Hunt for Red October. To our political leaders and health officials who unwisely vaccinated mass numbers of the population with a non-sterilizing vaccine that put immune pressure on the virus to mutate, "You arrogant ass! You've killed us!"

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And "You can travel State to State...no papers?"

Oh right ... not anymore

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I would liked to have seen Montana

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It’s mostly sky there.

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Wow! That's really Big.

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Not as big as a Blue Whale's vagina. It can accommodate six grown men.

That makes it the second biggest pussy in the world, directly behind Joe Biden.

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OMG, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! love it.

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Rich people's private property.

The rich are different from you and me...they prep better.

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I fell asleep in that movie because it was so dark...but I succinctly remember that scene.

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You should make your own merch. I have one I might make after my three week bout with the GMOd EcoHealth/Wuhan bat virus: "Gain of Function Research Inside."

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I will totally buy that one too.

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I’d get a few of those shirts!

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for those who don't know who Bryson Gray is, he's a rapper who was heavily censored for his song "Let's Go Brandon"

worth a listen, IMO

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3931574/lets-go-brandon-biden-meme-what-is-song-pilot/

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Do you ever wonder if WE are Bill Gates’ reality show?

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Geert said it first on a podcast.

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Neighbor who has been ignoring me because I'm not vaccinated. Today:

We're having a big catered party in December--and you're probably invited. Depends on Covid.

Me: I want a t-shirt that says "Probably Invited."

(to his credit, he laughed)

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My T-Shirt: Warp Speed, Warp Product, Warped Results

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Not bad.

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Make product warpED too.

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I like that too….couldn’t decide.

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Old Navy coincidentally had lovely short sleeve red T-shirts last year that said "Stand for Freedom," which came out around July 4. I think their young crowd saw the most likely unintentional message, so they apparently did not sell well, and were only $2.99 (!) on-line. I bought three; it's now warm enough to wear here in NC....

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Just checked, there are still a few left in Women's XS, now $2.66 but that is like a size 6 or a bit larger. This brand runs very large.

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Also #teamreality merch!

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"Highly cancelable and proud of it!"

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Definitely!

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Virus gonna virus, that’s gold Jerry!, the rest not so much

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Love that guy ...sadly he FBI came to his home and harassed him and his mom.

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Fear mongering and gas lighting are da bait dujour.

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The hardest superstition to let go of.

People can figure out and poke holes in the official 9/11 story, the covid narrative, JFK but The greatest story ever told still has an emphasis on greatest and not story even though it's vastly easier to see through than any of the first three.

Why do you think they make us go to church and say the pledge as kids? Cause we wouldn't but any of that crap if they waited until we had critical thinking skills.

They don't want you thinking for yourself.

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That's odd. I had to be an adult so I could see through the evolution bullshit. Now that's a fairy tale.

More evidence for the Resurrection than for the existence of Julius Caesar. Do the research.

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Amen

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But churches lie, and their stories alienate people because they are silly and false.

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people in churches sometimes lie but God never lies.

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Lol no there's not and i didn't say anything about evolution.

Let me guess: Josephus? You probably didn't know it was mostly a forgery or invention by scribes, do you ?

And they're is not has there ever been not will there ever be evidence of a resurrection. There is evidence they people think he was resurrected.

Do the thinking

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Did you write that all by yourself? If so, get help next time.

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I read this whole post and only saw an insult, no actual rebuttal to any of what I said being wrong.

Kind of what covid fanatics do.

You know?

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Sources please

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I wrote this on another forum many years ago (havz a few minutes before the show)

No Christian apologetics would be complete without mentioning this historian and with good reason. It is the most talked about and researched extra-biblical reference to Jesus though research over the last 10 years has cast serious doubt on its authenticity. Josephus first wrote The Jewish War in 75 A.D. and oddly there is not a single reference to Jesus. Then some 20 years later, in Jewish Antiquities we find two references to Jesus. One is known as Testimonium Flavium and another a reference tot he supposed brother of Jesus, James. The first is a brief fawning paragraph whose authenticity has been doubted for decades, including whether it was even in the original writings at all.

Here is the thing about Josephus. We do not have his original writings, we only know about them because of Eusebius and early Christian apologist who first noted the mention of Josephus mention of Jesus at the earliest 230 A.D. almost TWO HUNDRED YEARS AFTER the crucifixion. We have no idea what the text looked like untouched by Eusebius. The latest research firmly establishes that both references to Jesus in Antiquities were added to the original manuscripts by Eusebius, or even more likely his predecessor Pamphilus. More information about recent research (post 2014) into the modifications of Josephus text to advance the Christian Narrative in the 3rd century A.D. can be found here for any who are interested.

https://www.richardcarrier.info/archives/12071

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Np I'm having pizza and my daughter is getting her purple belt in karate (as are her mom and dad) but I'll come back

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He’s not referring to a person. He’s referring to the spirit of antichrist. Lowercase. See 1 John 4:3 (KJV)

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Dont confuse Corporate Churches with God.

The head of every brand name denomination is the State, not God.

That's the deal for non profit status, no politics the State doesn't like, and there have been churches padlocked by the state for breaking the rules .

Give a look around TheTrumpet.com, and learn what a Church that predicted Brexit before there was even an EU, that has never in over 70 years ever begged a nickel from anyone looks like.

It isn't even the same story, Church people break the Ten Commandments every single Sunday, and that ridiculous Chick Fil A crap about closing to keep the Counterfeit Satanic Sabbath is just nauseating.

Those people are NOT God's people.

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I'll have a look. The problem is the original source is flawed, and that is an indisputable fact.

No one who ever met Jesus in the Flesh ever wrote a single thing about him, considering the bible says he performed MANY miracles including bringing someone back from the dead, it is at the very least conspicuous for its absence.

Moses, David, and The Exodus are all fiction and the number of contradictions in the Canon are too numerous did this space. That doesn't even include the gospels that weren't included.

Of course people break the 10 commandments every day-at least two of them are thought crimes.

Every religion has a trickster - The trickster crosses and often breaks both physical and societal rules: Tricksters "violate principles of social and natural order, playfully disrupting normal life and then re-establishing it on a new basis.

"[Christianity's just happens to also be the figurehead.

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"2 of them are thought crimes"... the covet ones? I think. That is interesting, never thought about it like that but I agree.

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I love the shirts that say, "Make vaccine makers liable again."

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By the way, bad science writer, your article on Russia and Ukraine is as stupid as anything the Atlantic has written about the Wuhan laboratory virus. Read Paul Craig Roberts for intelligent analysis. Everytime I feel like subscribing to this thing, you write something stupid like that and I decide to save my money.

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"I survived 2020, and all I got was runaway inflation"

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Alex,

Could you consider a post about something that has long troubled me ?🙏🏼 One of the MOST repeated mantras I've heard repeated Ad Nauseum was "Covid affects Black, BIPOC disproportionately !!!!!" But everytime I've checked "Deaths By Race" it HAS ALWAYS looked.....Exactly like our Demographic make up 🤷🏻‍♂️. Like, exactly. Would love to hear your take, and....we miss you on Twitter too

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I'd go for it with a small caveat. 100% cotton? Could also go for "No, you're right. Let's do it the DUMBEST way possible because it's easier for you".

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Hey, it's Lent. Hating the anti-Christ is in keeping with the season!

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How about some mugs? I'd pay $20 for a Team Reality/ Virus Gonna Virus mug.

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I'm Fully Protected....I got my two Shots of Whiskey and a Booster of Mad Elf Ale. I'm Good !!

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Ben Shapiro's "Daily Wire" website sells regular short-sleeved T-shirts for $35.

Attention shoppers! $25 is a 'blue light special.'

Just saying.

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I think he dropped his crystal ball. Or hit his head with it.

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or dropped it on his crystal balls.

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Or an angry parent beaned him with it...

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Yawwwwwnnnn......

That's not gonna work for us anymore.... It never worked on the red pilled... and they are losing the blue pilled in droves....

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Thank you! Awww shucks. I guess he has insight into what they're cooking up in the labs. Makes him sound so prescient. 🙄

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My fav is “I’m in the control group.” That’s what I tell everyone when they ask why I haven’t gotten the vax.

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My daughter infected March 2020 (antibody confirmed) and double jabbed in Aug/Sept 2021 (Job mandate) tested positive yesterday. Coronavirus is over. We all getting it and most likely more than once.

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I don't get "You never go full Ding". What's that referring to???

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Alex! Where do you find these people? They are hysterical. Such great T shirt ideas.

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The BranchCovidians t shirt.With Lord Fauci as the hi priest.

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You have to admit this song by Bryson is pretty catchy https://youtu.be/11jmxZ2s4lQ

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“Team reality” shirts too! The full ding one, ha! , we quote that often in our house. 😂Miss you on Twitter!

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Did you notice what the Chief Medical Officer for England said this week?

Deattenuating live vaccine gonna deattenuate

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"Yeah, I'm vaccinated! ... for Mumps, Measles, and Rubella!

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Can I have a "control group" shirt?

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From 1940 to 1971, millions of pregnant women were prescribed D.E.S. to prevent miscarriage. Years later, turned out to be a carcinogenic causing various cancers and genital deformities to the children. I shudder to think what we will learn about this vaccine's effects on these pregnant women's fetuses.

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