Yes, today is officially Failure Day! The Miracle Shots (TM) have now been failing longer than they worked! We wish to congratulate our partners for shortening the typical 10-year Miracle Shot (TM) development schedule to 10 months! Without such haste Failure Day would not have been possible! We urge you to raise a shot of Lovenox and toast your slowly clotting blood.
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