A quick update on my mom!

I should have been clearer that her atrial fibrillation was mild and is currently well-controlled. She would rather you save your thoughts and prayers for her dog, who has lymphoma.

And does she believe that there’s any connection between her afib and her shots? She does not. Dr. Fauci would not steer her wrong! Further, the presidency of Joseph Robinette Biden has been an unbroken series of triumphs, as if Roosevelt and Kennedy had a threesome with Hillary Clinton - my words, not hers, and I dare you to try to get that image out of your mind.

This has been a message from my mom. Seriously, she’s fine. I’m the one who’s mad about the afib.