A lawsuit in three acts

Hey, Twitter, can you hear me now?

Act 1, Aug. 26, 2021 (and before): The CDC defines a vaccine as “a product that stimulates a person’s immune system to produce immunity to a specific disease.”


Act 2, August 28, 2021: I tweet that we should not think of the mRNA vaccines as vaccines because they do not stop infection. Twitter rules my tweet misleading and suspends me for “violations of our COVID-19 misinformation rules.” This defamatory act prevents me from using my account anywhere in the world.

Act 3, Sep. 1, 2021: The CDC changes its definition of “vaccine,” removing the standard that vaccines produce immunity. Now they just need to “stimulate the body’s immune response.”

Oh.

Discovery’s gonna be awesome!