Quick housekeeping note: we've ordered the Founding Member T-shirts.
They should be coming later in September... we'll send them then...
Also, we semi-accidentally ordered a few too many… which means if you are a founding member (the $300/year level on Substack) you can still get one, and if you are not, you can still upgrade here to get one.
We aren’t ordering more, though - when they’re gone, they’re gone!
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(Last chance to dance!)
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Remember to send your address, size, and preferred color* to alexberensonauthor at gmail.com.
*As long as your preferred color is ice grey with the “UTFM” logo in blue. Because that’s all we got! Spiffy if I do say so.


If we upgrade next year is there still going to be T-shirts or is this a one time deal?
"... when they're gone, they're gone!"
You've gone all Mike Lindell.