Get yer free signed first edition of PANDEMIA*
*Not free, you have to be a $300/year founding member (but if you are one, what are you waiting for?)
I got caught up sending all the signed copies of Pandemia and Tell Your Children I owed folks, which means it’s time for me to remind you -
If you are a founding member and would like one, please email me your address at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll mail one. It may take a couple weeks, but I WILL get it to you.
If you aren’t a founding member and have $300 lying around (thanks to Joe Biden, that’s like $250 two years ago! Inflation, it’s a thing), feel free to upgrade and demand a book.
Still waiting for the long Covid to hit
Long covid symptoms include headache, nausea, vomiting, cardiac arrhythmia, death, dizziness, vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, darkened soul, mild heart palpitations, varicose veins, darkened and lose stool, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, more vomiting, heart break, sugar high, tight stools, sugar low, even more vomiting, total scrotal implosion, arteriosclerosis, hemorrhoids, diabeetlejuice, virginity, mild discomfort, less than mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, green coloring, your mom, and mild rash down there.
Alex, I liked your book so much “Tell Your Children” I bought 23 of them and I’ve been handing them out in Naples Florida to people who I think I can make a difference to help stop the insanity calling marijuana, which is in intoxicant medicine-we were successful in blocking “medical” dispensaries in in Naples. Now we off to help stop recreational marijuana coming to the state of Florida