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"I survived the pandemic and all I got was this lousy T shirt... and myocarditis"

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I don't understand what this Substack post means. Sometimes Alex is too cryptic or esoteric

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Mar 25, 2022·edited Mar 25, 2022

Sir Chris Whitty is one of the least healthy looking "top health experts" I have ever seen, and in a group that includes US top Covid cop Dr Rachel "Dude looks like a Lady" Levine and LA County's own "Skeletor" Barbara Ferrer, that says a lot about their own personal view of health.

Anyways, Whitty is back at the "1 in 3 is gonna die!!" bs again. If that is accurate and those jackals are still outlawing effective early treatment, there is nothing you can do, go live your life, they are gonna let you die, anyways.

Thanks for the failed vaxx, docs, you did great!!!

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Mar 25, 2022·edited Mar 25, 2022

I still am missing a connection but I did find this ...

Bryson has released five albums this year. His most popular top 10 songs include:

Let’s Go Brandon

Trump Is Your President

Gun Totin’ Patriot

No Mask No Vax

Maga Steppin

No Vaccine

You Can Leave

False Teachers

Trump Is Your President (Remix)

Never Fold

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"I Survived Brandon's Winter of Death"

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founding

CCG BRYSON "My pronouns are was and were"

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A little early to be drunk, Alex.

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As long as it's random post Friday, I wanted to complain about "ethnic Firsts" Like first black woman in space, or first Hispanic on the moon, whatever. If this were 1960, sure it would make sense. But the crew of the Enterprise has always been integrated.

I realized that along with white privilege comes white expectation. If I don't succeed, I can't fall back on it's because I'm a woman or because I'm some race other than white. All I have is someone was better than me or I wasn't good enough. And I've never had a problem with that. That's my point. I understand my problems are mine to own, and yours are yours.

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I don’t get it.

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I wonder if this "new variant" in the next two years that he is talking about is going to be one of the ones that escapes the bio labs in Ukraine?

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Mar 25, 2022·edited Mar 25, 2022

COVID Variant Worse Than Omicron Likely in Next 2 Years, Warns England’s Chief Medical Officer

... is this it?

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I didn't catch what England's CMO said this week, but New York City's chief medical officer had a doozy of a statement: “The urgency of this moment is clear. Mortality rates of birthing people are too high, and babies born to Black and Puerto Rican mothers in this city are three times more likely to die in their first year of life than babies born to non-Hispanic White birthing people.”

Wait. How can you say "birthing people" in one breath, but "mothers" in the next?

I'm confused.

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I would need a short-sleeve tee, as I live in the free state of Florida. Women's sizing, please!

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You can fool SOME of the people ALL of the time…and

You can fool ALL of the people SOME of the time---but you can’t

Fool ALL of the people ALL of the time.

Abe Lincoln

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Reminds me of The Hunt for Red October. To our political leaders and health officials who unwisely vaccinated mass numbers of the population with a non-sterilizing vaccine that put immune pressure on the virus to mutate, "You arrogant ass! You've killed us!"

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You should make your own merch. I have one I might make after my three week bout with the GMOd EcoHealth/Wuhan bat virus: "Gain of Function Research Inside."

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I’d get a few of those shirts!

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for those who don't know who Bryson Gray is, he's a rapper who was heavily censored for his song "Let's Go Brandon"

worth a listen, IMO

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3931574/lets-go-brandon-biden-meme-what-is-song-pilot/

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Do you ever wonder if WE are Bill Gates’ reality show?

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Geert said it first on a podcast.

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Neighbor who has been ignoring me because I'm not vaccinated. Today:

We're having a big catered party in December--and you're probably invited. Depends on Covid.

Me: I want a t-shirt that says "Probably Invited."

(to his credit, he laughed)

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My T-Shirt: Warp Speed, Warp Product, Warped Results

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Old Navy coincidentally had lovely short sleeve red T-shirts last year that said "Stand for Freedom," which came out around July 4. I think their young crowd saw the most likely unintentional message, so they apparently did not sell well, and were only $2.99 (!) on-line. I bought three; it's now warm enough to wear here in NC....

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Also #teamreality merch!

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Virus gonna virus, that’s gold Jerry!, the rest not so much

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Love that guy ...sadly he FBI came to his home and harassed him and his mom.

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Fear mongering and gas lighting are da bait dujour.

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The hardest superstition to let go of.

People can figure out and poke holes in the official 9/11 story, the covid narrative, JFK but The greatest story ever told still has an emphasis on greatest and not story even though it's vastly easier to see through than any of the first three.

Why do you think they make us go to church and say the pledge as kids? Cause we wouldn't but any of that crap if they waited until we had critical thinking skills.

They don't want you thinking for yourself.

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I love the shirts that say, "Make vaccine makers liable again."

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By the way, bad science writer, your article on Russia and Ukraine is as stupid as anything the Atlantic has written about the Wuhan laboratory virus. Read Paul Craig Roberts for intelligent analysis. Everytime I feel like subscribing to this thing, you write something stupid like that and I decide to save my money.

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"I survived 2020, and all I got was runaway inflation"

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Alex,

Could you consider a post about something that has long troubled me ?🙏🏼 One of the MOST repeated mantras I've heard repeated Ad Nauseum was "Covid affects Black, BIPOC disproportionately !!!!!" But everytime I've checked "Deaths By Race" it HAS ALWAYS looked.....Exactly like our Demographic make up 🤷🏻‍♂️. Like, exactly. Would love to hear your take, and....we miss you on Twitter too

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I'd go for it with a small caveat. 100% cotton? Could also go for "No, you're right. Let's do it the DUMBEST way possible because it's easier for you".

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Hey, it's Lent. Hating the anti-Christ is in keeping with the season!

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How about some mugs? I'd pay $20 for a Team Reality/ Virus Gonna Virus mug.

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I'm Fully Protected....I got my two Shots of Whiskey and a Booster of Mad Elf Ale. I'm Good !!

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Ben Shapiro's "Daily Wire" website sells regular short-sleeved T-shirts for $35.

Attention shoppers! $25 is a 'blue light special.'

Just saying.

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The Chief Medical Officer for England sounds like he is planning on more school shutdowns, despite acknowledging they had unfortunate effects already. What a tool.

Sir Chris said: “The impact of disrupted schooling on some children is going to be very substantial.

“For example, it does look as if there’s been some impact on some children and young people having eating disorders.

“So, I think there are a lot of ways this is going to have an impact on mental health.”

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My fav is “I’m in the control group.” That’s what I tell everyone when they ask why I haven’t gotten the vax.

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My daughter infected March 2020 (antibody confirmed) and double jabbed in Aug/Sept 2021 (Job mandate) tested positive yesterday. Coronavirus is over. We all getting it and most likely more than once.

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I don't get "You never go full Ding". What's that referring to???

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Alex! Where do you find these people? They are hysterical. Such great T shirt ideas.

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The BranchCovidians t shirt.With Lord Fauci as the hi priest.

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You have to admit this song by Bryson is pretty catchy https://youtu.be/11jmxZ2s4lQ

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“Team reality” shirts too! The full ding one, ha! , we quote that often in our house. 😂Miss you on Twitter!

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Did you notice what the Chief Medical Officer for England said this week?

Deattenuating live vaccine gonna deattenuate

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"Yeah, I'm vaccinated! ... for Mumps, Measles, and Rubella!

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Can I have a "control group" shirt?

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