Attention mini-citizens!
Your Dept. Of Pandemia is looking out for the littles
Your Dept. Of Pandemia has good news. Very good news! Mini-citizens will soon join junior citizens, citizens-in-training, and fully approved citizens in receiving the Miracle Shot (TM).
Exact date to be determined, as soon as Your Dept. Of Drug Review and Approval can get through the paperwork. Don’t worry about safety! The review will be as fast as it i…
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