Attention citizens!
Your Dept. Of Pandemia and Accidental Nuclear Escalation knows how annoyed you are that the thing just won't go away. But we have the answer. Wait for it!
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Two years in and more cases than ever. Your Dept. needs a vacation. Luckily we have the solution. This time we’re not trusting The World’s Favorite Veterinarian, either. We’re going up the chain.
That’s right. No host, no virus. Their guy is demented, our guy has dementia, it’s easy to see where this is going.
Missiles launch in three, two, one…
Attention citizens!
No American should feel comfortable with Biden at the wheel. Worse is that the entire line of succession and cabinet are equally incompetent and potentially destructive. We are in bad hands.
Biden’s “off the cuff” comments will escalate things no matter how much “clarifying” is done.
Remember that war means peace, one billion = $100,000,000. Male means female. Slavery means freedom. Reality is fluid.