Your Dept. Of Pandemia has an update on the Omicold variant and new quarantine rules
Happy holidays from Your Dept. Of Pandemia! Your Dept. does not rest for Christmas, Kwanzaa, or Diwali, but it knows citizens enjoy the chance to meet with their families and spread infectious diseases, despite Your Dept.’s best efforts.
So many questions here, including the most important: isn’t it spelled Kwanzaaa?
But Your Dept. digresses. Back to busi…