Attention citizens!

Your Dept. Of Pandemia wishes to congratulate those who have not lost faith!

Your Dept. knows that some of you have questions. Your Dept. is not interested in your questions. If two years has taught us anything, it’s that the only answer to questions is not to answer at all. Remember:

However, Your Dept. has advice. So much advice.

The only thing that works better than one mask is two. The only thing that works better than three N…