Attention citizens!

It's been a while, but Your Dept. of Pandemia has not forgotten you! And never will. You are in our files forever. And a day.

Attention citizens! Your Dept. of Pandemia wishes to inform you about the status of the Pandemia. Yes, we’re almost two years in. We can’t believe it either! We’re so proud.

But first a personal Departmental note. Your Dept. knows that you have missed its bulletins. Your Dept. has missed you too! Rest assured Your Dept. will soon be reaching out in a leg…