Attention citizens!
Your Dept. Of Pandemia has good news!
All those things you’ve already been doing for a year, you can keep doing them. Your Dept. officially approves.
Also Your Dept. wants you to know that no one told Your Dept. to say this, Your Dept. is a completely independent group of sciencyists.
Carry on.
Attention citizens!
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