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Attention citizens!

Your Dept. Of Pandemia has good news

Alex Berenson
Mar 13, 2022
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After consulting its very best sciencyists and pollsters, Your Dept. is pleased to declare the Pandemia permanently temporarily over.* **

Attention citizens!

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*We reserve the right to re-Pandemia at any time for any reason.

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**Does not apply to Kyrie Irving. We just don’t like that guy. Plus we’re Suns fans.

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