Attention citizens!

Your Dept. Of Pandemia is back

Attention citizens!

Your Dept. Of Pandemia knows you have questions about the vaccines. So many questions. And thanks to Twitter’s Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind (TM), earlier Q+As are no longer available.

In the spirit of service, we present this update:

Q: I got vaccinated. Do I -

A: Good for you! Good citizen!

Q: Do I have to keep wearing a mask?

A:…