Attention citizens!
Listen up good
Your Dept. Of Pandemia wishes to report that just because the vaccines for the thing no longer work does not mean they have failed.
Failure is an ugly word, a loser’s word, and we don’t like it.
Remember to get your bonus vaccine when it’s your turn!
Attention citizens!
virology 101 says leaky vaccines lead to formation of vaccine-resistant variants, but Dr. Fraudi is now lying that the unvaxxed will cause the vaccine-resistant strain - something that makes zero scientific sense.
Jawohl! Heil Pfizer! The Pfeurer will grant us three donuts with this one! And a lap dance from Andrew Cuomo.